ceo_of_the_sofa
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1. Your stall warning plays DIXIE
2. Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as check points
3. You think sectionals should show trailer parks
4. You've ever used moonshine as AvGas
5. Your 172's wheel pants have mud flaps with a reclining nude
6. Your toothpick keeps poking your mike
7. You've ever taxied around the airport just drinking beer
8. You wouldn't be caught dead in a Grumman Yankee
9. You use an old Purina Dog Chow sack as a wind sock
10. You constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut
11. You think GPS stands for GOING PERFECTLY STRAIGHT
12. You refer to formation flying as "We got us a convoy."
13. Your matched set of lightweight flying luggage is 3 grocery bags from Piggly Wiggly.
14. You have a gun rack in the rear window
15. You have more than one roll of duct tape holding your cowling on
16. You figure mud and manure in your weight and balance calculations
17. You siphon gas from your tractor to go flying
18. You've never landed at an actual airport even thought you been flying for over 20 years
19. You've ground looped after hitting a cow
20. You consider anything over 100 ft AGL as HIGH altitude flying
21. There are parts on your airplane labeled JOHN DEERE
22. You've never seen a real sectional, but own all the TEXACO road maps for your area
23. There's exhaust residue on the right side of your airplane and tobacco stains on the left
24. You have to buzz the strip to chase off the cows and sheep
25. You use your parachute for a portable hanger
26. You've landed on Main street for a cup of coffee
27. The tread pattern IF any, on all three of your tires is different
28. You have a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from the magnetic compass
29. You put hay in the back seat so your dogs don't get cold
30. You've got matching bumper stickers on each side of the vertical fin
31. There's grass stains on the tips of your propeller
32. Your hanger collapses and 4 of your best dogs are killed
33. Somewhere on your plane there's a bumper sticker that reads "I'd rather be fishin'"
34. You navigate with your ADF tuned to only AM country stations
35. You think an ultralight is a sissy new beer from BUDWEISER
36. Just before the crash, everybody on the UNICOM freq. heard you say, "Hey Y'all, watch this."
2. Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as check points
3. You think sectionals should show trailer parks
4. You've ever used moonshine as AvGas
5. Your 172's wheel pants have mud flaps with a reclining nude
6. Your toothpick keeps poking your mike
7. You've ever taxied around the airport just drinking beer
8. You wouldn't be caught dead in a Grumman Yankee
9. You use an old Purina Dog Chow sack as a wind sock
10. You constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut
11. You think GPS stands for GOING PERFECTLY STRAIGHT
12. You refer to formation flying as "We got us a convoy."
13. Your matched set of lightweight flying luggage is 3 grocery bags from Piggly Wiggly.
14. You have a gun rack in the rear window
15. You have more than one roll of duct tape holding your cowling on
16. You figure mud and manure in your weight and balance calculations
17. You siphon gas from your tractor to go flying
18. You've never landed at an actual airport even thought you been flying for over 20 years
19. You've ground looped after hitting a cow
20. You consider anything over 100 ft AGL as HIGH altitude flying
21. There are parts on your airplane labeled JOHN DEERE
22. You've never seen a real sectional, but own all the TEXACO road maps for your area
23. There's exhaust residue on the right side of your airplane and tobacco stains on the left
24. You have to buzz the strip to chase off the cows and sheep
25. You use your parachute for a portable hanger
26. You've landed on Main street for a cup of coffee
27. The tread pattern IF any, on all three of your tires is different
28. You have a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from the magnetic compass
29. You put hay in the back seat so your dogs don't get cold
30. You've got matching bumper stickers on each side of the vertical fin
31. There's grass stains on the tips of your propeller
32. Your hanger collapses and 4 of your best dogs are killed
33. Somewhere on your plane there's a bumper sticker that reads "I'd rather be fishin'"
34. You navigate with your ADF tuned to only AM country stations
35. You think an ultralight is a sissy new beer from BUDWEISER
36. Just before the crash, everybody on the UNICOM freq. heard you say, "Hey Y'all, watch this."
