You know you are a regional FO when.....

[rjacobs]

You cant wait to go through SAT on your UAL trip to get the granola bars in the morning and the crackers in the afternoon because your pantry, i mean flight bag, is getting a bit low on supplys.

 

[jws717]

The evil woman who runs the crash pad just stoped buying TP. So everyone has to steal it from the local Mc Donalds. Still dont know how were gona get dish soap. Any ideas?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

...mini bottles of shampoo from the hotel?

 

[Clacker]

To my everlasting shame I did non-rev on my honeymoon. It was Aloha Island AIr, she had a ticket and I jumpseated. I recall introducing myself to the Dash-8 captain and after he heard my story, he laughed: "Jumpseating on your honeymoon?....you cheap bastard!" Still, he was kind enough to send a little bottle of chamagne back for my bride...

Don't know if this one came out yet but....

You know your a reginal FO when


You non-rev on your honeymoon... I got one coming up and I guess she is cool with it.

Anybody try it before?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Still, he was kind enough to send a little bottle of chamagne back for my bride...

...funny nthing is, I bet he wrote it off to the company as opposed to actually forking over his cash for it.

 

[gkrangers]

...funny nthing is, I bet he wrote it off to the company as opposed to actually forking over his cash for it.

You would like to think your employer is financially sound enough to handle that.

You know your an FO when you become old (at the age of 26) and bitter and are thinking about what to complain about next while at 35,000 feet, on flightinfo when you get within the wireless range of the terminal on the taxi in.

Was that a run on sentence?

 

[wmuflyguy]

You buy condoms off the clearance shelf.

I actually saw this today at CVS

 

[arthompson]

Roflmao!!!!!

 

[buckwheat]

when you are giving the hotel soap as christmas gifts

 

[buckwheat]

when the captian signs for the paper work u are putting your name below it.

 

[FlaZoomie]

....your home page on your web enabled phone is http://www.cicispizza.com/StoreLocator.asp

Yum.....

 

[mrnolmts]

... when you do your logbook every day.
... when your logbook contains EVERY leg you've flown.
... when you add up your total time several times a month.
... when every entry in your logbook is written in your neatest handwriting.
... when the "Notes" section in your logbook includes who you flew with.

 

[JohnnyP]

....

I have a neighboor who is a recently retired major guy, and his logbook reflects all of the above...every leg seperate, every airplane, every crew member, all neat, all added up, from 35+ years of flying.......

 

[Poppa Hodax]

Still got plenty of miles left....

...when your $50 Staples flight bag is held together with stickers, speed tape, and safety wire.

 

[P-Dawg_QX]

I have a neighboor who is a recently retired major guy, and his logbook reflects all of the above...every leg seperate, every airplane, every crew member, all neat, all added up, from 35+ years of flying.......

So I gotta know - How tall is his stack of logbooks?

 

[JohnnyP]

....

Very....... along with the 15+ others, theres three or four with only FE time logged, some of the initial pages are turning yellow and other assorted colors. They smell interesting also.

 

[Rook]

The captain tells you "don't worry I'm sure after the concessions are approved you'll be recalled right away" and you respond "How, I can't afford a telephone as it is".

Buddy as sad as it is, that was pretty funny. Cheers to you my friend. Hope it works out for you and yours.

Rook

 

[CrownandCoke]

you know you're a regional FO when you get excited there is a USA today left in the airplane for you so you don't have to fork over the 75 cents in the airport for one.

Drink up

 

[FlaZoomie]

.....who payes for a USA today? what a waste of 3 quarters....

 

[FR8FO]

I wasn't excited when I did this for the first time, but I did say "one-nine thousand" instead of "flight level one-niner-zero."

\




dude