You Find An Unopened Drink or Food Item In The Flight Deck...To Eat Or Not To Eat????

[JustaNumber]

I once ate a Butterfinger Bar that I found in a seatback pocket.

Was it still in the package, or not?

 

[jeroom]

I had a half chewed piece of teriyaki jerky that was left on the right seat...stuck to the wool.

 

[Hovernut]

I find all kinds of swag when helping clean a JB cabin after a commute. There are indeed advantages to lending a hand!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

I find all kinds of swag when helping clean a JB cabin after a commute. There are indeed advantages to lending a hand!

If you aren't man enough to confiscate the magazine from the F/As.....Oh well
PBR

 

[DrewBlows]

Biscoffs, peanuts, pretzels, twix and other species native to the aircraft, yes. They were probably just left there by the previous crew with my enjoyment in mind.

If you get some of those italian breadsticks, don't drum on the glareshield with them. They break about .4 seconds into your drum solo and disappear into thin air toward the windshield never to be seen again. Somewhere there's a Compass plane flying around with breadsticks in the panel. That might explain the spurious EICAS messages.

Take your damn big water bottles when you leave, if I feel another water bottle bump up against my heel on rotation I'm going to have an anyreusm.

I know this is probably only funny to a few people but I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!

 

[belchfire]

I think I left a partially masticated cigar butt on the glareshield of the jball once...

oops!

Don't think anyone smoked it though-even as broke as Corpex pilots were!

 

[wms]

The best thing about PT135 charter was eating what was left over from the seafood platters on the empty leg home. I only got sick once.