Wow

[JonnyKnoxville]

Jetblue 179: We will visit you at the duty free.

Now that is funny!

 

[rapedape]

If you can make it here...

"You're unable to do anything there, that plane of yours..."

Great controller! I'm suprised he didn't tell them to get on the Belt Parkway...

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

Sounds like a Mets Fan......

 

[FlyMeSWA]

Favorites:

"Cant ya just...cant ya just..."

"Okay, well, we're at Bravo, short of Victor"..."Yeah....right."

"(sigh) Jesus jetBlue"

"jetBlue thirty five....whats the problem"

"No we're abeam Alitalia on the left there."....."Abeam Alita-...?"

And of course...

"You're unable everything sir, that airplane of yours sir. Yup look at that you're unable Charlie how nice..."

The best part is how he didnt care to get anyone in trouble, just get the mess sorted out and everyone goes home tonight. I like it.

 

[POWDERFINGER]

Great clip! JFK's an interesting place to listen, especially on foggy Friday evenings. Then, it seems every airline has aircraft trying to get out at the same time.


One hilarious, typically New Yorkish call went out one night when the field had been at nearly a standstill due to bad visibility. The outbound taxi times were well over an hour, with everyone's patience being tested.

Then Kennedy Ground comes on and says, "Gentlemen, gentlemen...we are going to change runways. Deal with it."


Btw, here's a link to streaming audio from JFK ground:

http://audio.liveatc.net:8012/kjfk_del_gnd.m3u