Okay, I have finally seen the entire site...and I've got somethin' to say: all of you clowns that are making fun of this guy should be ashamed of yourselves!
Yes, it's funny. It's hysterical! Paul has basically taken all of his raw, uncensored musings and put them up for anyone to see. He's a dork. And if all of us had the stones to be as open as him, I think we'd find that most of us are dorks!
I don't follow sports either. It just bores me. I actually had a captain ask me once, "you don't watch football, you don't watch baseball...what are you, a communist?"
My wife and I own a gas grill for hardcore cooking...but don't underestimate the speed and simplicity of a Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine when you're in a hurry!
And I personally saved the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport from a potential Al-Quaeda strike. I'm the guy who, on September 14th pointed out to the security folks that any terrorist with a stolen SIDA badge could enter the airport via the train from South Employee Parking! They shut that train down the next day. (You know, if I had that one to do over again...)
No, I don't live with my parents...but I know some Delta furloughees who do. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...even if it's not a culturally popular idea.
So get off Paul's back, everybody. Let he among you who is without dorkiness toss the first stone! And if you claim to be completely dorkiness free, then I'm callin' you a liar!
I submit that being a regular contributor to this very discussion forum pre-qualifies you as a part-time schmuck.
