Wow ! Go Figure !!!

[Long Time Gone]

If 7-11 is open 24-7, then why are there locks on the doors???



LTG

 

[minitour]

Going to the moon was almost an act of war, against the former Soviet Union. It took on a special urgency and importance. Other little inventions came afterwards. Today, there is far more technology in your car than there was aboard the spacecrafts used to land on the moon.

Shouldn't I be able to drive to the moon then?

 

[mattpilot]

I think someone got rubbed the wrong way by that list

 

[UnAnswerd]

Shouldn't I be able to drive to the moon then?

The technology is superior, but is isn't applied in the correct configuration to leave the Earth.

 

[JAFI]

If his name is "Unanswered" how can he answer all the questions?????

 

[Khirsah]

Because his questions concerning arraignments, convictions and The Lion King have yet to be answered.

 

[minitour]

I think the Lion King stuff was more of a telepethy kind of thing...ESP...

They just moved their mouths because they had some peanut butter stuck under their lips...

like Mr. Ed!

-mini

*edit*
Why is it, when I go to dictionary.com to find out the spelling and definition of "cruxeldifibic" (sp - badly) that I type in the word, hit enter and up comes:
did you mean: crux el
so I click that and it says,
"no found entry for crux el"

If you don't have an entry for the word, why are you asking me if that's what I meant?

-mini

 

[slowto250]

Sheesh ! Weren't those supposed to be rhetorical questions ?

This is NOT a rhetorical question.

 

[minitour]

rhetorical...m'kay...lets see...

*edit - better one*
Okay...y'all know how the coriolis thing screws with toilets flushing? One way in the Northern Hemisphere (counterclockwise?) and the other way in the Southern Hemisphere.

If there is a toilet RIGHT on the Equator...does it flush straight down?

If there was a plane flying N to S and someone flushed the toilet and then while the toilet was still flushing the plane crossed the Equator...would the water switch directions?

-mini

 

[FN FAL]

How come people point their car buglar alarm remotes at their cars when they arm and disarm them, when those are 'radio controlled', unlike the remotes to their tv and dvd players, which use infrared light in a focused beam to control those appliances?

Because they are dumbasses.

 

[Goose Egg]

Anywho, wouldn't this be better in the non-aviation section?

(The fact of the matter is that if someone would have asked me any or all of those inane questions in a normal conversation, I would have gotten up and left... which is figuratively what I'm doing now. Peace.)

 

[freeflyer14]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn???

 

[mattpilot]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn???

green

 

[minitour]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn???

If Papa Smurf gets "blue balls", what do you call it?

-mini

 

[Flechas]

Hahaha, I needed a good laugh today, thanks guys!