Women!

[jimpilot]

Women

"Can't live with them,
Can't leave them on the curb when you're done with them."

Bruce Willis in Moonlighting

 

[Flyforyou]

It's not 12 steps, it's 12 pieces of chocolate... works every time.

Fly

 

[A1FlyBoy]

"There is. And preferrably, they should all have 12 different names." - Hugh Jorgan

Classic and True!

 

[psycho]

Marriage is a contract that no sane businessman would ever sign!!!

 

[nosehair]

There is. And preferrably, they should all have 12 different names.

Nope - trust me - it works better if they all have the SAME NAME.

 

[Goose17]

in the heat of the moment...

Just yell out your own name. You'll never be wrong.

Also, if your girlfriend goes nutzo every month, just wait until you are married with kids. She is at her best right now, depreciation cometh.

Goose17

 

[CaravanMan]

Lol, omg...what have I gotten myself into! Been married 9 months now...

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Lol, omg...what have I gotten myself into! Been married 9 months now...

Congratulations on your newborn!

 

[FN FAL]

Lol, omg...what have I gotten myself into! Been married 9 months now...

Don't worry, it gets better...just give it a few decades.

You'll find out that being married is a lot like being a skydiver or a pilot...uncountable years of agonizing bordem, punctuated by moments of sheer terror.

 

[Goose17]

you know the joke...

Why do men die first?




Because they WANT to.

Goose17

 

[CapnVegetto]

Hell ya'll, just get a foreign woman! Every woman I've met from abroad is SO different and SOOOOOO much better. I have a buddy with an italian girlfriend. She's gorgeous, smart, successful, (a lawyer), and she's sooo humble and has a great head on her shoulders. She is completely NOT full of herself like American women, even though she COMPLETELY should be.

Maybe I should get a mail order catalog???

 

[2Green]

Here ya go!

http://latineuro.com/

 

[FN FAL]

Hell ya'll, just get a foreign woman! Every woman I've met from abroad is SO different and SOOOOOO much better. I have a buddy with an italian girlfriend...

A friend of mine is married to an Italian lady...cool chick.

Her sister came to the states to visit, so we're all on our way out to dinner and I'm following their van with my car. The whole time them two broads was up there yakking, it looked like a Kung Fu Death match on steroids.

 

[Freight Dog]

Science proves that most women will at some time contain intelligent DNA, but most will spit it out.

Hugh, did Tom Leykis say that? Or is that one of the Hugh Jorgan's immortal words?

 

[say again]

Congratulations on your newborn!

Good one hugh!!!