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Re: You're scaring me...

Ailerongirl said:
You guys have a brand new house...where the heck are *you* using a public restroom?!?!?!
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Right. Like you never have to go in public.

Speaking of which...since the thread is about women, why the hell do y'all go to the bathroom in swarms, anyway? We had two neighbor girls helping us with the boys while we unloaded boxes the other day. They asked if they could use the bathroom, I said sure and pointed out where it was...and they went in together! What do y'all do in there?!? :eek:
 
Welllll......since they're teenage girls and you guys are an old married couple with 2 kids, my guess is that were looking for condoms in your cabinets but were too afraid to do it alone.... :D

As for what else women do....the theory about not snooping alone stays with us pretty much all out lives. When we go to someone else bathroom with a friend we snoop through all the cabinets. There's no better way to get a first hand glance at what someone's really like! And as for when we go in the bar....yeah, well then we're just talking about you!

:D
 
Dash8 said:
also;

"women, can't live with em, can't shoot em"

"Only one woman, too much time"

"Something sinister's going on so I know a woman's behind it."

"Love is not only blind but stupid"

"It never quite the same when you're sober, is it?"

"White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?"

"Next to a dog, a beautiful woman is the thing to be."

"I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them"

"Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here"

"What was I thinking when I said 'I do' ? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again"

"Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me"

" I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard"

"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job"

"A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife"

"I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her"

:D priceless
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One more?

"Love is only a light switch away!?
 
Ailerongirl said:
Welllll......since they're teenage girls and you guys are an old married couple with 2 kids, my guess is that were looking for condoms in your cabinets but were too afraid to do it alone.... :D

As for what else women do....the theory about not snooping alone stays with us pretty much all out lives. When we go to someone else bathroom with a friend we snoop through all the cabinets. There's no better way to get a first hand glance at what someone's really like! And as for when we go in the bar....yeah, well then we're just talking about you!

:D
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH'BLAH.....

This is a thread ABOUT women, not FOR women. We don't give a rat's a$$ what you have to say, we never listen anyway.
 
Dsee8driver....Looks like an ATI plane in Laredo, TX. Do I win a cookie?

Ailerongirl....Glad we worked things out and are now back together.

Forum....Getting back to the original posts, life works in cycles. First hopefully develop a good set of morals, get a good edumacation and combine the two in order to make a decent living and buy nice toys. Basically it all boils down to a long term plan to impress the girls and get laid.

If that doesn't work, maybe just go to church and find a nice girl?
 
Women are like jobs when it looks like your going to get fired start sending the resumes out.
 
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MEN! ARRGGHHH!!!

Whoever said "all's fair in love and war" forgot that love is war.

Fly SAFE!
Jedi Nein
who read the ladder theory, laughed her a$$ off, and is about to go do some aerodynamics, a branch of physics. ;)
 
JediNein said:
MEN! ARRGGHHH!!!

Whoever said "all's fair in love and war" forgot that love is war.

Fly SAFE!
Jedi Nein
who read the ladder theory, laughed her a$$ off, and is about to go do some aerodynamics, a branch of physics. ;)
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Jesus you need to get laid
 
ShinerBocknabtl said:
Dsee8driver....Looks like an ATI plane in Laredo, TX. Do I win a cookie?
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Nahh, They say it was Roswell after it came out of the paintshop. For the cookie, contact your local girl scout troop!
 

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