Women

[dsee8driver]

Meeee---owwww.

Have not laughed that hard since watching My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee Monday night.

 

[Dash8]

Have not laughed that hard since watching My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee Monday night.

how was that anyways? the commercials look like its gonna be a huge train wreck of a show

 

[s3jetman]

How women are like lottery tickets!

First you have to play to win!

Second

$1 - lotto ticket is good. You will win, but it is usually in small amounts $1 to $10. In less than 24hrs that will be gone

Women - A one night stand is like a $1 lotto. You may win but your prize wont last long

$1 - lotto that you hit it kinda big. you can win $100 to $300.

Women - This is the woman that sticks around for a while. takes up some time and gives you a little in return

$1 - Lotto you win the big one. Your rich and have many new friends

Women - This is the older married woman you dont tell any of you freinds about because you know they will be wanting a little of it to.


$2 - Lotto ticket. Takes a little more money to play but you usually win more offten but small amounts.

Women - This is the big women! It usually takes more money to pay for enough drinks to get you to point of going home with them, but you know it is a little easier to take one home

My final thought
Play the Lotto boys and see what you win!!!

!!!! A 2 at 10pm is a 10 at 2am !!!!

 

[dsee8driver]

Well, I laughed my butt off. The girl thinks the guy is randomly picked, just like her, to fool his family, when in fact he is a paid actor there to make life miserable. Just by the looks in her face I laughed. Her dad looked like a military type straight dude. Gona be interesting. They are supposed to be engaged and went on their first date to a massage parlor for a side by side massage. The dude started moaning and making noises and talking trash. The girl wanted to die! Anyway, catch it and I think you'll get a good laugh.

 

[Dash8]

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

yar! wishs i could find me a good lusty wench as well matey, shiver me timbers, i do

 

[Riddle momma]

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Please!!! All we ask for is that you men adore us... I mean really, is that so much to ask? The alternative is all your money!



Silly silly boys!

 

[wms]

In the words of Al Bundy,

"Just walk it off... and next time stretch before you ovulate".

 

[empenage]

I adore Ailerongirl......does that count?

 

[Dash8]

Please!!! All we ask for is that you men adore us... I mean really, is that so much to ask? The alternative is all your money!



Silly silly boys!

yeah but that doesn't seem to work either....

 

[CFI'er]

Too Much Time On Your Hands!

Sic, sic, sic,. I say again: sic, sic, sic.

 

[Dash8]

In the words of Al Bundy,

"Just walk it off... and next time stretch before you ovulate".

also;

"women, can't live with em, can't shoot em"

"Only one woman, too much time"

"Something sinister's going on so I know a woman's behind it."

"Love is not only blind but stupid"

"It never quite the same when you're sober, is it?"

"White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?"

"Next to a dog, a beautiful woman is the thing to be."

"I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them"

"Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here"

"What was I thinking when I said 'I do' ? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again"

"Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me"

" I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard"

"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job"

"A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife"

"I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her"

priceless

 

[groundpointsix]

Please!!! All we ask for is that you men adore us... I mean really, is that so much to ask? The alternative is all your money!



Silly silly boys!

What about those of you that ask (demand) both?

 

[Ailerongirl]

I adore Ailerongirl......does that count?

Awww shucks empenage, you done gone made me blush

 

[empenage]

Awww shucks empenage, you done gone made me blush


OK, now you're getting me excited....

I should go cook dinner..."Think Baseball, Think Baseball"...

 

[mar]

Love Connection

I'm heartened that romance is budding on the very thread that was originally spawned by my intense frustration and cynicism.

Empenage--try to remember to use protection on your fuselage. I'm sure Ailerongirl is of the highest calibre but we wouldn't want any unscheduled arrivals, would we?

 

[empenage]

I'm heartened that romance is budding on the very thread that was originally spawned by my intense frustration and cynicism.

Empenage--try to remember to use protection on your fuselage. I'm sure Ailerongirl is of the highest calibre but we wouldn't want any unscheduled arrivals, would we?

Now that was Dam funny!!

 

[Ailerongirl]

Mar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughing*

 

[Typhoon1244]

I'm reminded of the words of a great philosopher:

"Only two things smell like fish. One is fish..."


(Okay, maybe he wasn't such a great philosopher...)

 

[Typhoon1244]

(Ailerongirl, I'd forgotten how much better the bathroom graffiti is in college towns!)

 

[Ailerongirl]

You're scaring me...

You guys have a brand new house...where the heck are *you* using a public restroom?!?!?!