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I have found this entertaining but not too educational. As the sayings go "A good woman is hard to find" and "A hard man is good to find." It all depends on whether you are a hard-tail or a split-tail to determine your perspective.
For those of you who think women are expensive: What else are you going to do with your money? Buy that fancy car or boat or plane and have almost immediate buyer's remorse? Relationships are investments similar to others one makes in one's life. Find a keeper and dote them with as many things or meaningful compliments as you can to keep them happy. After all that keeper will be with you when your looks are gone, your T-zone is on the decline and will nurse you when you are ill.
I have commented a number of times that isn't it odd that the older one gets the more women act like men and the more men act like women? It is true. Look around.
Women are people too. They need TLC just as their male counterparts do. That TLC just comes in different forms. I think women are great! Just like men, stay away from the wackos and you will be one happy camper!
For those of you who think women are expensive: What else are you going to do with your money? Buy that fancy car or boat or plane and have almost immediate buyer's remorse? Relationships are investments similar to others one makes in one's life. Find a keeper and dote them with as many things or meaningful compliments as you can to keep them happy. After all that keeper will be with you when your looks are gone, your T-zone is on the decline and will nurse you when you are ill.
I have commented a number of times that isn't it odd that the older one gets the more women act like men and the more men act like women? It is true. Look around.
Women are people too. They need TLC just as their male counterparts do. That TLC just comes in different forms. I think women are great! Just like men, stay away from the wackos and you will be one happy camper!
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Women?
Couldn't get them figured out in my first few relationships... so I stopped trying. Since we are all pilots, there is always one quote we should all remember:
"when I started flying an old crusty airline captain told me to pick three random women and buy them all a house, since that is the way it would work out anyway."
After all... why do we go work hard and earn money in the first place? So that we can impress hotter and hotter women and eventually convince one of them to hang out with us for the rest of our miserable lives. Anyone ever hear of the ladder theory?
http://www.laddertheory.com/
Couldn't get them figured out in my first few relationships... so I stopped trying. Since we are all pilots, there is always one quote we should all remember:
"when I started flying an old crusty airline captain told me to pick three random women and buy them all a house, since that is the way it would work out anyway."
After all... why do we go work hard and earn money in the first place? So that we can impress hotter and hotter women and eventually convince one of them to hang out with us for the rest of our miserable lives. Anyone ever hear of the ladder theory?
http://www.laddertheory.com/
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How women are like lottery tickets!
First you have to play to win!
Second
$1 - lotto ticket is good. You will win, but it is usually in small amounts $1 to $10. In less than 24hrs that will be gone
Women - A one night stand is like a $1 lotto. You may win but your prize wont last long
$1 - lotto that you hit it kinda big. you can win $100 to $300.
Women - This is the woman that sticks around for a while. takes up some time and gives you a little in return
$1 - Lotto you win the big one. Your rich and have many new friends
Women - This is the older married woman you dont tell any of you freinds about because you know they will be wanting a little of it to.
$2 - Lotto ticket. Takes a little more money to play but you usually win more offten but small amounts.
Women - This is the big women! It usually takes more money to pay for enough drinks to get you to point of going home with them, but you know it is a little easier to take one home
My final thought
Play the Lotto boys and see what you win!!!
!!!! A 2 at 10pm is a 10 at 2am !!!!
First you have to play to win!
Second
$1 - lotto ticket is good. You will win, but it is usually in small amounts $1 to $10. In less than 24hrs that will be gone
Women - A one night stand is like a $1 lotto. You may win but your prize wont last long
$1 - lotto that you hit it kinda big. you can win $100 to $300.
Women - This is the woman that sticks around for a while. takes up some time and gives you a little in return
$1 - Lotto you win the big one. Your rich and have many new friends
Women - This is the older married woman you dont tell any of you freinds about because you know they will be wanting a little of it to.
$2 - Lotto ticket. Takes a little more money to play but you usually win more offten but small amounts.
Women - This is the big women! It usually takes more money to pay for enough drinks to get you to point of going home with them, but you know it is a little easier to take one home
My final thought
Play the Lotto boys and see what you win!!!
!!!! A 2 at 10pm is a 10 at 2am !!!!
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Well, I laughed my butt off. The girl thinks the guy is randomly picked, just like her, to fool his family, when in fact he is a paid actor there to make life miserable. Just by the looks in her face I laughed. Her dad looked like a military type straight dude. Gona be interesting. They are supposed to be engaged and went on their first date to a massage parlor for a side by side massage. The dude started moaning and making noises and talking trash. The girl wanted to die! Anyway, catch it and I think you'll get a good laugh.
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wms said:
also;
"women, can't live with em, can't shoot em"
"Only one woman, too much time"
"Something sinister's going on so I know a woman's behind it."
"Love is not only blind but stupid"
"It never quite the same when you're sober, is it?"
"White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?"
"Next to a dog, a beautiful woman is the thing to be."
"I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them"
"Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here"
"What was I thinking when I said 'I do' ? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again"
"Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me"
" I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard"
"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job"
"A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife"
"I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her"
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I'm heartened that romance is budding on the very thread that was originally spawned by my intense frustration and cynicism.
Empenage--try to remember to use protection on your fuselage. I'm sure Ailerongirl is of the highest calibre but we wouldn't want any unscheduled arrivals, would we?
I'm heartened that romance is budding on the very thread that was originally spawned by my intense frustration and cynicism.
Empenage--try to remember to use protection on your fuselage. I'm sure Ailerongirl is of the highest calibre but we wouldn't want any unscheduled arrivals, would we?
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