Witch Church to go to?

[snoopy_1]

I'm going to start attending church, I've heard there are some nice looking women that hang out there. Which kind of church has the nicest looking single or divorced women?

 

[saabcaptain]

Witch Church? Is that like a coven?

 

[350DRIVER]

I bet they do that oh so voodoo stuff in those "witch churches" - take some pics for us.


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[FL000]

Hey man! You ripped my avatar! No worries. I was planning on changing again anyway...maybe the latest Bobby Brown mug.

 

[redd]

If you go to the Witch Church, you're gonna go to HELL IN A HANDBAG!!

 

[Freddie Spencer]

you're gonna go to HELL

Who said bible thumpers didn't have a sense of humor?

 

[saabcaptain]

i didn't steal your avatar... i made this one myself the very day he got arrested and have had it ever since.

 

[avbug]

So long as it's a fashionable handbag, is that so bad?

If a witch with a handbag is in the forest and a tree falls on her and there's nobody to hear the muffled whump and squishy blood-curdling screams and whimpering sound, does she really go to hell? Does it make any noise?

(Zen insights into things we probably shouldn't worry about...).

More importantly, how do we know she's a witch?

(Hint: she weighs the same as a duck).

 

[Flywrite]

More importantly, how do we know she's a witch?

She looks like one!

 

[FlyChicaga]

I stay out of religious threads, but I will say this: Everything rumored about "good catholic girls" is true.

 

[Dash8]

She looks like one!

woll, she turned me into a NEWT

 

[Timebuilder]

(Hint: she weighs the same as a duck).

Well, let's see. A duck floats. So does wood.

So....... she must be made.... of WOOD!!!!

 

[enigma]

Well, let's see. A duck floats. So does wood.

So....... she must be made.... of WOOD!!!!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

Natalie didn't

enigma

 

[Timebuilder]

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[Typhoon1244]

Natalie didn't.

Oh, you're going to Hell for that one!

ROFLMAO

 

[redd]

Avbug-

If you were just squashed by a really big heavy tree and stuffed into a handbag (that was fashionable, of course), which was thrown into the water to see if it floats, then, would you really care about where you’re going?

The lead girl singer of Fleetwood Mac has publicaly said that she’s a witch, I don’t know if she floats though, or if she can fit into a handbag.

Natalie passed the test, she wasn't a witch...now I'm sorry.

 

[414Flyer]

Oh, you're going to Hell for that one!

ROFLMAO

Going to hell

 

[avbug]

If someone stuffed me into a handbag, I might as well give up all hope anyway. No man has ever seen the contents of a woman's purse, and lived.

A few have tried. Most wouldn't want to.

Stevie Nicks must be one of those good witches. That may be premature. I don't believe anyone has tried to float her, yet. (ride, yes. float, no).

If she turned you into a newt, I hope you got better. Beware the nights that say 'nee.'

 

[FN FAL]

Why don't you try the "coptic" church. I think they get to use weed or peyote buttons in their religious ceremony.

 

[Denizen]

Why don't you try the "coptic" church. I think they get to use weed or peyote buttons in their religious ceremony.

I thought the Coptics are catholics living in Egypt following the teachings of Saint Mark? I think I saw them on TV. They have their own "pope" like guy with a neat post-hole digging hat of his own.

Ohh.."Heat" fun film, nice gun battle...turn it up loud and piss off the neighbors.