Wild SkyWest rumours I've heard

[EBE]

I heard that if Skywest votes down ALPA, ASA will be dissolved, the ASA pilots will be stapled to the bottom of the Skywest list, and then publicly flogged at noon in Temple Square. Additionally, the A319s secretly on order will be delivered, and you'll be buying out Jet Blue. Just remember, you heard it here first.

Yes, I can confirm this. Everything exept the Jet Blue buyout. But good news, we'll be flying the A319s for fun and for free!

 

[Well-hung Start]

Skywest will not see any flying "go away due to the perception of 'higher cost'." That is just not the way business works. And in any case, JA will not allow a false perception take any flying away.

If perception had any impact on the aviation business, Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta Airport would shut down.

....just based on perception...

You know what I'm sayin'?

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Yes, I can confirm this. Everything exept the Jet Blue buyout. But good news, we'll be flying the A319s for fun and for free!

The SKYW guys who went to Virgin America are gonna be pissed at you for undercutting them after they undercut everybody else in the industry!
PBR

 

[Crash Pad]

Come on two pages and not a single sighting of unpainted aircraft at some remote field with SW tail numbers... I expect more from flightinfo.

 

[Speedtape]

Yes, I can confirm this. Everything exept the Jet Blue buyout. But good news, we'll be flying the A319s for fun and for free!

The A319 pay rates will be 50 seat pay + 1%. But, just think about that increased profit sharing!

 

[Speedtape]

Come on two pages and not a single sighting of unpainted aircraft at some remote field with SW tail numbers... I expect more from flightinfo.

I have not seen the airplanes, but I did see the purchase order for the paint!

 

[HoserASA]

I heard that Dave Chappelle is really white and he works at Skywest!

And I read on here (fltinfo) somewhere that you're dating a 61 yr old FA w/o teeth...........

Hoser