Who is flying the parked planes

[lewis flyer]

I was wondering where the airplanes are going from all these companies that are getting rid of flight crews. I doubt they are all sitting in the desert like the airlines do.

Anybody have experience with this? Or have you been hired by the acquiring company?

 

[ackattacker]

I was wondering where the airplanes are going from all these companies that are getting rid of flight crews. I doubt they are all sitting in the desert like the airlines do.

Anybody have experience with this? Or have you been hired by the acquiring company?

I want to know who is sleeping in the empty beds and who is sailing the sunken ships. Riddle me that.

 

[bizjet800]

Ancient Chinese proverb: A parked plane never flies!

 

[getonit]

Another ancient Chinese proverb: Airplane that flies upside down have crack up.

 

[Sandhawk]

And another:

"Man who go to bed with hard problem, wake up with solution in hand........"

 

[bizjet800]

Another: Man who walks sideways through airport terminal going to Bangkok

 

[LegacyDriver]

Uh....

Uh....

Uhm.....

Well....

Beer makes one feel REALLY good.

Does that count?

 

[siucavflight]

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.

 

[ILOVEBEER]

Wife who puts man in doghouse will soon find him in cathouse.

 

[transampilot]

Man who loses key to whorehouses gets no noo kie.

 

[lewis flyer]

Well obviously it was perceived as a trick question.

 

[LRvsH25B]

In China, they just call them Proverbs...........

Ancient Chinese proverb: A parked plane never flies!

 

[bizjet800]

In China, they just call them Proverbs...........

I know, ancient makes it sound more profound!

 

[chuckthepilot]

How can you master, all these things?

Like a tampon thief, pull some strings.

 

[Igor]

poke her in the b**
and you won't knock her up.

 

[Sandhawk]

Man who lay wife on ground have "Piece on Earth"