Who is flying the parked planes

lewis flyer

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I was wondering where the airplanes are going from all these companies that are getting rid of flight crews. I doubt they are all sitting in the desert like the airlines do.

Anybody have experience with this? Or have you been hired by the acquiring company?
 

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hah!
I was wondering where the airplanes are going from all these companies that are getting rid of flight crews. I doubt they are all sitting in the desert like the airlines do.

Anybody have experience with this? Or have you been hired by the acquiring company?
I want to know who is sleeping in the empty beds and who is sailing the sunken ships. Riddle me that.
 

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Ancient Chinese proverb: A parked plane never flies!
 

getonit

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Another ancient Chinese proverb: Airplane that flies upside down have crack up.
 

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And another:

"Man who go to bed with hard problem, wake up with solution in hand........"
 

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Another: Man who walks sideways through airport terminal going to Bangkok
 

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Enough
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Well....

Beer makes one feel REALLY good.

Does that count?
 

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Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.
 

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lewis flyer

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Well obviously it was perceived as a trick question.
 

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How can you master, all these things?

Like a tampon thief, pull some strings.
 

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poke her in the b**
and you won't knock her up.
 

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Man who lay wife on ground have "Piece on Earth"
 
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