skydan
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Memo received by the White House: A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers!
The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol sales and
get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again,
hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women, so hijackings would no longer be a risk. The airline industry
would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers!
The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol sales and
get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again,
hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women, so hijackings would no longer be a risk. The airline industry
would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton