White House to save bankrupt airlines

[skydan]

Memo received by the White House: A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:


Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers!

The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol sales and
get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again,
hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women, so hijackings would no longer be a risk. The airline industry
would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

 

[SuperKooter]

If we got rid of Alpa Airlines wouldn't need any help. The days of unions are over. they were once good to protect people from being used and abused by the ones in charge but now all they do is protect the lazy.

 

[GogglesPisano]

If we got rid of Alpa Airlines wouldn't need any help. The days of unions are over. they were once good to protect people from being used and abused by the ones in charge but now all they do is protect the lazy.

Would someone please ban this guy? Flaming with wit is amusing (Frank Lorenzo, Fromage, Uppercrust ...) Flaming without it is annoying.

 

[Espalda Mojado]

Bring Fromage back!!

 

[NW_Pilot]

Memo received by the White House: A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:


Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers!

The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol sales and
get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again,
hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women, so hijackings would no longer be a risk. The airline industry
would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

I Like it, Would make my long trips home a lot more fun!

 

[atrdriver]

If we got rid of Alpa Airlines wouldn't need any help. The days of unions are over. they were once good to protect people from being used and abused by the ones in charge but now all they do is protect the lazy.

So you are saying you are lazy?