When do YOU get out of bed?

[I.P. Freley]

Just a light-hearted question from someone who hasn't had a job since 9/19...

I have a pretty solid schedule these days. I wake up, almost without fail and regardless of when I fell asleep, at 11am. Just to be sure I don't OVERsleep I actually set my alarm.

Anyone else descended to such pitiful depths??

No matter what anyone says, government cheese tastes awful.

I LOVE being an unproductive member of society!

P.S.- Anyone want to hire me?? LOL

 

[avbug]

What do you mean government cheese tastes awful? Aren't you using enough tobasco sauce?

If you stick around in aviation long enough, you'll learn these all-important things.

 

[aero99]

sounds like oddtodd.com

 

[I.P. Freley]

Yeah, oddtodd hit a LITTLE BIT too close to home... The moving in with parents and my trophies part certainly, but most notable of all is the gigantic "L" now tattooed on my forehead.

And Tabasco sauce?? That's a little bit outta my price range these days. Whatsit, 2 bucks a bottle?? Gotta save that for the porno rentals.

If you will excuse me, I have to go have another of my panic attacks.

 

[AWACoff]

I get up around 11 or 12 usually. I don't live with my parents however. You'll never get women that way...sheesh. When all else fails, round up some women and go to the gentlemans' club and then party until 6am and have some readhead saying she loves you and wants....

Hey, what did YOU guys do last weekend???

PS. GiiiiiiiiidddyUP! Unemployment is great!

 

[FlyinBrian]

Great thread. I spent 2 months uneployed before I became fortunate enough to land in this here cubicle. I usually got up around 11 AM also.

It's also funny how even though you don't have any income, you somehow find a way to afford cable. (I don't know what I would have done without Discovery Wings.)

I'd rather be at home watching Black Sheep Squadron on the history channel, but at least I can afford tobasco sauce. I don't have any more government cheese to eat it with though.

 

[I.P. Freley]

I didn't have much choice in the matter... I'd moved out of my old apartment when I switched jobs... Just in time for 9/11. I was living in a hotel while I was in my new ground school, even had a deposit down on a new apartment in my new city. Thankfully they gave me the deposit back after I got furloughed! Couldn't have afforded the rent if my two new housemates didn't stick around, and they didn't.

Kinda hard to get another apartment without an income! Well at least unemployment pays the bills and leaves me enough to eat.

*yawn* I am getting sleepy! LOL

 

[Marko Ramius]

Chalk me up as another 11 a.m. guy. Maybe it's a furloughee circadian rhythm thing!

 

[LR25]

Freighterized

Ever since flying freight and being a night owl anyway, its hard for me to go to bed before 2AM, I try to get up before 10AM, its a struggle.

And I currently fly for a regional.

Those 5AM reports are a bear.

LR25

 

[I.P. Freley]

Great to see I am not the only one!!

Thank goodness it's winter, otherwise I would have to see the sun for more than 5-1/2 hours per day!

 

[bin LAAidoff]

Try to sleep till noon, but 10:30am seems to be the magic number.
Was holding out till noon when I was buying the high class whisky, but now that I'm down to rock gut.....

I tell the girlies that "I live with an older couple in the hills". Sounds alot better than "want to come and do some naked hot tubbing and drink my dad's booze...." They imagine something like the Cato Kalin OJ thing....

One thing I know for sure....If I were a housewife, I'd become an alcoholic or shoot myself.

In the meantime, back to my educational pursuits...putting myself through home bartending skool....

 

[Smoking Man]

You are killing me!!!

If you will excuse me, I have to go have another of my panic attacks.

I hate to here about your situation but your sense of humor has not been impared.

Best of luck to you.

Smoking Man

 

[Skywalker]

I'll admit that my wake-up is now around 11 am as well...I totally agree with the furloughee circadium rhythms...

 

[Ravengirl]

You know, even though I'm in school and have the hateful desk job (medical administration, no less), I STILL wake up at precisely eleven a.m. when I don't have to get up for anything.

I think we've been programmed. *Hmpppph*

Ravengirl

 

[Lindy]

Thank you for the laugh!!

I think 11:00 is the magic number.

The place where I temporarily reside (the same place I lived until I was seventeen....) had a new roof installed during the last two weeks (it also snows here and the contractors couldn't work). They arrived promptly at 0800 every morning and began tearing/ripping and whatever else they do that makes the greatest amount of noise.

What else? I was performing the internet junkie routine last night at 01:00am (again) and the house lost all power. Hmmmmm....the phone still worked (the old fashioned kind, not a cordless) and I was able to utilize the flashlight I keep in my flight bag (haven't seen it since I was furloughed) to browse the phone book to call the utility company. It was fixed by 05:30am -- apparently a driver had rammed an utility pole, causing the outage.

And I need to chauffer my grandma (actually, I really do enjoy spending time with her.....) around and perfrom the errands my mother suddenly doesn't have time to do (since I moved in.....). We left the house by 11:00am.....I am now sleep deprived and I'm not sure if I contributed to the GNP today or not?!?

Furloughed Gal

P.S. bin Laaidoff -- thank you for such a great post!! I needed the amusement tonight and you had me lauging until tears in the eyes.....