What's your favorite toast?

[TxPilot0878]

Nothing like sitting in a bar, your on a trip...out in BFE (freight of course!...regardless not the point of this thread) and you get to hear some great whoppers and usually a great TOAST!

I would just like to hear some of yours. There is one in particular though...that guys from the military sometimes use and it talks about all the guys that aren't here anymore and so here's a toast to them. It will get your attention as well as some of the hairs on the back of your neck! If you know it...I would sure appreciate the post.

Unfortunately, the toasts go into the same category as good jokes, and I rarely remember either!

Merry Christmas...and hopefully we can use a couple off of this post for the New Year!

Tex

 

[TDTURBO]

Here's to being single, see'n double and sleep'n triple!

 

[BoDEAN]

hmmm....

 

[Afixedwing]

French Toast has got to be my favorite, by far.

I never really understood the purpose of Melba Toast, does anybody like that stale little bread?

 

[Wankel7]

Melba toast....I think that is the stuff your supposed to put your fish eggs on.

Sorry, no info on the toast for new years thing.

Wankel

 

[bart]

Here's to honor...

Get on her and stay on her!

 

[Timebuilder]

Cinnamon raisin. With a cup of Java, it's breakfast!

"God bless us, everyone".

 

[Wiggums]

To women and horses...
And the men that ride them.

 

[MarineGrunt]

"Here's to the girl in the little red shoes
She likes the liquor, she likes the booze
She lost her cherry, but thats no sin
She's still got the box the cherry came in..."


"It doesn't matter how beautiful she is....
It doesn't matter how smart she is....
It doesn't matter how much money she has...
SOMEWHERE in the world....
SOME ONE.....
Is SICK of her f$@%ing sh%t."

(apologies for the vulgarity)

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a fontal lobotomy."

"Women, can't live with 'em, can't herd them into Canada." -Homer Simpson


But my favorite toast is lightly browned wheat bread, a little butter, and strawberry jelly..... mmmmmmmmm.... strawberry jelly..........

 

[Typhoon1244]

"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women."

Robert Shaw as Quint
Jaws

 

[viperdriver]

Old Military Favorite

"Here's to killing people we don't know and protecting people we don't like"

 

[Jump Pilot]

Cinnamon toast on white bread with butter. Toast it long enough so the sugar gets crunchy.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

L'chaim

 

[skyking1976]

I'm eating a toasted bagel right now. Does that count?

 

[Timebuilder]

Jump Pilot...

I know what it looks like, but she can't possibly be kissiing what it looks like she's kissing, right?

So, what IS that object????

 

[Jump Pilot]

Timebuilder:

That is a picture of a young female professional golfer simply admiring her trophy after a win. I chose it as an avatar to promote women's golf and to remind us all that, no matter how difficult the journey (like finding Lear jobs), the sweet taste of victory is worth the effort.

Am I missing something in the picture?

 

[New2Flying]

It looks like a giant dildo, JumpPilot!!!

 

[Timebuilder]

Oh.

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh, no. I'm sure all golf trophies have that shape.

There must be a LOT of competition among female golfers for "the big prize", that's for sure.

 

[Timebuilder]

I guess Photoshop has made a big change in the lives of computer users.

 

[kevdog]

"Up the bum, no kids!"

 

[Timebuilder]

Ah, I see the trophy has a first name.

Just right click on the picture and click "save picture as".

Perhaps it is named after a man named Richard....maybe the founder of the tournament????

 

[Jump Pilot]

You are exactly right, Timebuilder.

I did some research and the trophy is actually called the Richard Goesinya trophy.

Explain these terms "Photoshop" and "dildo". I am unfamiliar with them. I assume since New2Flying used the adjective "giant" that a "dildo" comes in various sizes?

 

[Timebuilder]

Oh, Richard Goesinya. Isn't he the former NBA star who married an LPGA star?

Its a good likeness.

 

[Jump Pilot]

No. You are thinking of Haywood Jablowme.

Richard Goesinya is the half-brother of Benjamin Dover.

 

[Timebuilder]

Thanks.

I always get those two confused.

 

[AWACoff]

Here's how I know one of the previous toasts:

Here's to the girls with the red, red shoes.
They steal our money and drink our booze.
They have no cherries....but that's no sin.

They still have the boxes their cherries came in.


Also:
Here's to you and here's to me, may we never disagree.
But if we do, PHu.ck you and here's to me.

 

[DCitrus9]

AWACoff, did you get that toast from the last lift bar(swing crew)?

Here's to the breezes
that blows through the treeses
and lifts the skirts above the kneeses,
and shows the spot
that's oh so hot,
that teases and pleases and spreads diseases.
OH Jesus!
What a snatch!
Down the Hatch!


Here's to the heat.
Not the kind that burns down shacks and shanties,
the kind that brings down bras and panties!
The heat!

 

[TxPilot0878]

Sweet!

Bart...I have a little bit I want to add to yours;

Here's to honor...Get on her and stay on her!

If you can't cum in her cum on her!

No offense to the skirts!

These are hilarious...keep 'em coming (no pun intended).

Tex

 

[PilotoHalcon]

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

 

[TonyC]

Re: Sweet!

No offense to the skirts!

Wow, that makes it a lot less offensive...