What's your favorite toast?

[Timebuilder]

Ah, I see the trophy has a first name.

Just right click on the picture and click "save picture as".

Perhaps it is named after a man named Richard....maybe the founder of the tournament????

 

[Jump Pilot]

You are exactly right, Timebuilder.

I did some research and the trophy is actually called the Richard Goesinya trophy.

Explain these terms "Photoshop" and "dildo". I am unfamiliar with them. I assume since New2Flying used the adjective "giant" that a "dildo" comes in various sizes?

 

[Timebuilder]

Oh, Richard Goesinya. Isn't he the former NBA star who married an LPGA star?

Its a good likeness.

 

[Jump Pilot]

No. You are thinking of Haywood Jablowme.

Richard Goesinya is the half-brother of Benjamin Dover.

 

[Timebuilder]

Thanks.

I always get those two confused.

 

[AWACoff]

Here's how I know one of the previous toasts:

Here's to the girls with the red, red shoes.
They steal our money and drink our booze.
They have no cherries....but that's no sin.

They still have the boxes their cherries came in.


Also:
Here's to you and here's to me, may we never disagree.
But if we do, PHu.ck you and here's to me.

 

[DCitrus9]

AWACoff, did you get that toast from the last lift bar(swing crew)?

Here's to the breezes
that blows through the treeses
and lifts the skirts above the kneeses,
and shows the spot
that's oh so hot,
that teases and pleases and spreads diseases.
OH Jesus!
What a snatch!
Down the Hatch!


Here's to the heat.
Not the kind that burns down shacks and shanties,
the kind that brings down bras and panties!
The heat!

 

[TxPilot0878]

Sweet!

Bart...I have a little bit I want to add to yours;

Here's to honor...Get on her and stay on her!

If you can't cum in her cum on her!

No offense to the skirts!

These are hilarious...keep 'em coming (no pun intended).

Tex

 

[PilotoHalcon]

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

 

[TonyC]

Re: Sweet!

No offense to the skirts!

Wow, that makes it a lot less offensive...

 

[TransMach]

Cheers!

Here's at it, and to it,
and at it and to it
and at it and to it again.
And if you can't do it
when you get to it,
you'll never get to it
to do it again!

TransMach

 

[chawbein]

I prefer Wheat Bread with just a little cinamon, sugar, and butter.

Oh, that's not what you are talking about....

 

[SquirrelDog]

mmmmm Toasty

Here's to a Life and a long one,
Here's to a Death and a quick one,
Here's to a Woman and a honest one,
And here's to a Beer and another one.

SD

 

[jetexas]

Who has time for toast?

I usually just make sure I have a bunch of 'clif bars' in my flight bag.