what's the craziest thing that has happened to you in an airplane?

[crash-proof]

No, he was kneeling on the seat and steering with his butt cheeks.

Somehow I twisted this in my mind as a scene in a cockpit where the F/A walks and catches the pilot buttcheek-flyin, then she turns around and slowly closes the door behind her.

Yes i'm tryin to peddle this script to hollywood.

 

[Flysher]

No, he was kneeling on the seat and steering with his butt cheeks.

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[FN FAL]

Good one.

I had a crew chief report that two male soilders in the aft row were engaging in oral sex and that one soldier had vacated his seat in the center row to observe. We landed at the objective and it was discovered one of the participants was a female. No problem, carry on. As I am fairly certain they did after we left.

I was thinking more along the lines of "bart simpson" butt cheek flying, not "candy stripers gone wild" butt cheek flying, but who am I to keep you from running with it.

 

[Gorilla]

We arrived over Guatemala City at night, and there weren't a half-dozen potent thunderstorms and driving rain over the field.
...and the braking action was good! And the 738 flaps 40 landing was gentle!!

Seriousness: Early in my aviation career, I was in a piston single, a Grumman AA-1B, stupidly doing a night flight from Tampa to Crestview, Fla. Sea fog rolled in and covered all of the Florida panhandle in a matter of minutes. I had no fuel to go anywhere, as everything in range was severe IMC. All I had was a lousy Escort 110 in a VMC airplane. So I circled Crestview for a short time, sweating bullets, then actually began heading towards Eglin to ask for a PAR, and failing that, to let down over the water and ditch, rather than auger in over land. At that moment, it was like the hand of God opened a hole over Crestview; I spiraled in and landed on fumes. Worst thing was my wife was with me. She couldn't figure out why I was shaking like a leaf. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

[landlover]

There was this one trip where the the freight showed up on time, the wx was severe clear, it was daytime, and we weren't in Mexico.

amen brother!!

 

[RightPedal]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you, but, it involved a stall and a touch and go in a cow pasture. With cow's

 

[cheyflyer]

One Time....at band camp......Actually it happened in the back of the Jetstream 31, 3 people onboard, 2 men 1 Hot Blond, all together. One guy is up front talking to us when we all look back and in the isle at the back row....toes pointed up, toes pointed down.....well you can figure out the rest. We had to request 2 turns in the hold over Evansville at the urging of the coupling couple.

 

[tracearabians]

Half mile high club

Amen to that !!!!!

 

[Long Time Gone]

Half mile high club

Masturbation at 3000 feet doesn't count.

 

[aucfi]

Masturbation at 3000 feet doesn't count.

Haha EW!