what's the craziest thing that has happened to you in an airplane?

[spg2bmd]

I "heard" about this chick....

 

[JohnnyP]

....

I once made a nice landing in a dash8, once.

 

[aucfi]

Half mile high club

 

[JimG]

I got CO poisoning and accidentally (well...I wasn't exactly thinking 100%) flew into IMC a few minutes later.

Continued to fly on to my destination (about another 20 min.) by hand, while navigating with only a handheld GPS unit in the dash as I threw up, and fought conciousness.

Without an instrument rating either.

Fortunately, my destination was only marginal VFR below 1000' AGL, or I'd have been in trouble.

 

[navigator72]

I fell alseep while on Fire patrol.
I put a plane into a spin at 1500' and recovered with 500' to spare.

 

[Flysher]

I flew a plane backwards once.

 

[Big Duke Six]

You flew A-10's?

 

[FN FAL]

You flew A-10's?

No, he was kneeling on the seat and steering with his butt cheeks.

 

[4fanman]

The craziest things to happen in an airplane?

There was this one trip where the the freight showed up on time, the wx was severe clear, it was daytime, and we weren't in Mexico.

 

[Traderd]

No, he was kneeling on the seat and steering with his butt cheeks.

Good one.

I had a crew chief report that two male soilders in the aft row were engaging in oral sex and that one soldier had vacated his seat in the center row to observe. We landed at the objective and it was discovered one of the participants was a female. No problem, carry on. As I am fairly certain they did after we left.