Scrapdog
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General Lee - get a grip dude!
OK General - I'm going to break this news flash to you...and I know it's going to be difficult for you to comprehend...but I'm going to do my best so as not to crush your airline-centric life. No one friggin cares dude!!! The average passenger getting on an airplane doesn't give a flying "poop" if they're on Delta, American, or Aeroflot...they just want the cheapest ticket that gets them there relatively safe. Hell, I bet more than 90 percent bought their tickets on orbitz and didn't give two sh*ts on what air carrier it is.
The fact that Delta is emerging from bankruptcy makes absolutely zero difference to the average passenger in the US of A. Delta can make commercials with snazzy new F/A uniforms and you can offer even more of your disgusting array of snack food that Delta so loves to give (some crappy cookie, Sun chips, or peanuts - even on a transcon for crying out loud) and it's not going to change one iota how the average person travels. If CAL's ticket costs 99 and Delta costs 98, they pick Delta. Actually caring on what air carrier a person traveled on went out the door in 1985. Now it's the days of flip flops and wearing pajama pants to the airport.
General, once you understand that and realize the average person doesn't care how good you look at Starbucks in your Delta uniform nor the fact you're emerging a "new, leaner Delta" you'll feel a lot better. Admittance is the first step to healing...catch a clue brutha and get a life!
You probably also left a poop stain, but I guess that was our fault too. We should have found that piece of gum in the seat pocket between the 45 minute turns. Yeah, that was all our fault. You probably ate some of those Sun chips too.
Bye Bye--General Lee
OK General - I'm going to break this news flash to you...and I know it's going to be difficult for you to comprehend...but I'm going to do my best so as not to crush your airline-centric life. No one friggin cares dude!!! The average passenger getting on an airplane doesn't give a flying "poop" if they're on Delta, American, or Aeroflot...they just want the cheapest ticket that gets them there relatively safe. Hell, I bet more than 90 percent bought their tickets on orbitz and didn't give two sh*ts on what air carrier it is.
The fact that Delta is emerging from bankruptcy makes absolutely zero difference to the average passenger in the US of A. Delta can make commercials with snazzy new F/A uniforms and you can offer even more of your disgusting array of snack food that Delta so loves to give (some crappy cookie, Sun chips, or peanuts - even on a transcon for crying out loud) and it's not going to change one iota how the average person travels. If CAL's ticket costs 99 and Delta costs 98, they pick Delta. Actually caring on what air carrier a person traveled on went out the door in 1985. Now it's the days of flip flops and wearing pajama pants to the airport.
General, once you understand that and realize the average person doesn't care how good you look at Starbucks in your Delta uniform nor the fact you're emerging a "new, leaner Delta" you'll feel a lot better. Admittance is the first step to healing...catch a clue brutha and get a life!