What do you say when someone asks you..

[Diesel]

And take the pay cut? No thanks.

 

[Jetdriver69]

I tell them I drive the big blue truck that sucks the crap out of the toilets on big airplanes. That usually shuts them up.

 

[FlyingFisherman]

Rubber chippers. It's our job to remove the rubber marks from the runway so the airplanes can see where to land.