What do you pack for a trip?

[olympus593]

Penicillin works wonders! AND it's easy to PACK!!

What he said, but high speed abord should only be done in case of emergency, IE you forgot to pack said condoms.

 

[Clutch]

Penicillin works wonders! AND it's easy to PACK!!

Penicillin: there's not enough in the world to get rid of those herpes.. or that bastard son she decides to keep.

But it's worth the risk

 

[Indy319FA]

Penicillin: there's not enough in the world to get rid of those herpes.. or that bastard son she decides to keep.

But it's worth the risk

Depends on how hot she is....

 

[fo.mafia.4 life]

Penicillin: there's not enough in the world to get rid of those herpes.. or that bastard son she decides to keep.

But it's worth the risk

condoms take up too much room. The safest form of birth control is a fake name...

 

[CRJ puppy]

condoms take up too much room. The safest form of birth control is a fake name...

I still say high speed abort. Just try not to leave tracks in the grass when u get off the runway!

 

[dollacrackho]

I still say high speed abort. Just try not to leave tracks in the grass when u get off the runway!

And DEFINITELY don't get stuck in the mud. Oh no he didn't!

Obamacare

 

[CRJ puppy]

And DEFINITELY don't get stuck in the mud. Oh no he didn't!

Obamacare

Apparently he did!

That being said...I've played in the mud! Didn't get stuck there, but sure was fun while it lasted!!

Wiped my feet before I came home though. Don't wanna track in mud on the clean floor!!

Gotta keep the peace and all!!

 

[Freebrd]

:blush: y'all are sooo nasty, nasty boys is what you are

 

[CRJ puppy]

:blush: y'all are sooo nasty, nasty boys is what you are

Sing it Janet!!!

 

[paid4training]

This has got to be one of the funniest thread I've read on flightinfo in a while!!!

 

[airplane wizard]

Depends on how hot she is....

The hotter she is the quicker the spool up.

A hottie will take everything you own though.

 

[fo.mafia.4 life]

The hotter she is the quicker the spool up.

A hottie will take everything you own though.

Not if she is always looking for scott, charlie, steve, tommy, barak, or whatever name you choose to go by this week.

 

[bigshooter107]

Gimp suit...

 

[JettBoii]

I walked in the bag lounge once and there was a very senior flight attendant with her headphones on, on her knees digging through her suitcase. I was standing behind her and just happen to look in her roll aboard. There was a fifth of Dewars, a medium size pink cup, a dildo, a couple of DVD's and a wadded up change of clothes. She turned around and saw me and slammed the lid shut. She never made eye contact with me again.

 

[CRJ puppy]

I walked in the bag lounge once and there was a very senior flight attendant with her headphones on, on her knees digging through her suitcase. I was standing behind her and just happen to look in her roll aboard. There was a fifth of Dewars, a medium size pink cup, a dildo, a couple of DVD's and a wadded up change of clothes. She turned around and saw me and slammed the lid shut. She never made eye contact with me again.

Excellent my friend! Stay thirsty!