what a dirty uncle forker!!!

[WrightAvia]

http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,6764230%255E911,00.html

 

[B190Captain]

Uh, oh.. here comes the paper plates and plastic utensils on all domestic and international flights. I can't wait for the TSA announcement.

 

[Flylo]

Oh my Lord!


B190,

Please tell me how to get in contact with your avatar.

I know it may be hard for you to believe that some special something could exist between her and a fat, old, bald, broke, dysfunctional semi-invalid that drools a lot and suffers from chronic flatulence; BUT ---

The strangest sensation came over me when I first saw her. I can't describe it but I'm sure we must be soul-mates; tied to one another by some unseen, all encompassing, magnificent cosmic bond. Reaching out at the highest level of paranormal human telepathic communication.

Plus, what in the world kind of a D-Y-N-O-O-O-M-I-T-E KICK A$$ BOD is that? ZOWEEEE!! HUBBA, HUBBA!!

Oh, and to keep this aviation related, tell her I'll soon be flying her to the moon. (Probably just a quick trip.)

(Better have her PM me, wouldn't want her to think I was some kind of a desperate, degenerate, public sicko).

Thanks, pal. I'll owe you one.