I hear the small arms fire is quite lovely in Columbia, this time of year.
While you're there, build a summer cottage.
Along with your hotshot dream, comes dysentary, malaria, rampant poverty, malignant idealism, and the joy of basking in the broken dreams of a suffering nation.
Now that you ask, the market is wide open in Pakistan and the Phillipines, and Chechnya, too.
What is it about war that you find attractive? Don't spread it around. Everybody will want one.