LegacyDriver
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I was created in a science lab for the soul purpose of annoying as many people as possible on the internet.
That explains a lot. Junk science.
It's sole purpose, by the way, brightspark.
I have no idea. That you continue to dig yourself into a deeper hole by responding is enough, I suppose.And I care what you think avbug because....??????
This, only a few days ago. Just getting to your ATP now? You sound off as though you're experienced...and all this time you've been what? A copilot in the mighty beginner-jet, the legacy? Not even a PIC?Nice try. I'm doing an ATP from the right seat.
This, for a a SIC checkride in a Citation, where even the circuit breakers are color coded to keep one from making a mistake. The mattel jet confuses you. Amazing...for anyone else. For you? On par.Yeah but if ya get violated cuz u can't find the right switches in a maze of switches, buttons, and dials u won't be flying long. Yikes!This plane needs a flight engineer.
Enjoy yourself. It may be the closest you come to an upgrade anytime soon. This won't hurt, of course, as you'll go right on calling your captain a "copilot."I got upgraded on CAL just because the agent saw my crew tag on my laptop.
You did that as a copilot, didn't you?I helped deliver the first 30 Legacys (Legacies?) that came out.
More intellectual banter. You're a junior rocket scientist, aren't you?Fuq me all ya' want.
This, being commentary you made in July. You lasted three minutes in a simulator before breaking down, you say. Never the less, in the same post, you go on to say that you were pared with far more experienced pilots, in order to keep them on the straight and narrow. If you can't keep yourself straight in a single post, it's no wonder you're all over the map in any given thread, and that most posters spend their time making fun of you, rather than having a conversation with you.Me? Stupid idiot redneck nobody pilot....I was hamburger after 3 : 20 in the box, having *NEVER* flown a jet before. It was brutal.
Sure enough, from that same thread, we can be absolutely sure you're the greatest thing in aviation since sliced bread, because you're there to tell us so. You're the voice of reason in an an emergency, talking your captain "copilots" through procedures, because you can't last three minutes in a simulator...and both confessions in the same post. Do you try to bury yourself like this, or does it come naturally?Yep. Newhire F/Os like me, CRJ, and Rum were paired with those guys so they wouldn't kill themselves.
I'm telling you, those guys wouldn't have made it as a 121 F/O. Can't even pass a 91 ride without a *LOT* of help???????????????????????
Please.
Laugh at me all you want. When you catch fire I will talk you through the whole damned thing with a calm voice and I will be nine miles ahead of you *AND* the plane.
I'm not sure you really do know. More's the pity.Most of these people don't realize you are teasing me... They really think I can't fly. Now I know why I am not getting jobs.
I'm sure you learned some very valuable customer service skills as a regional copilot in the ERJ. Skills like how to close the cockpit door, and pour coffee for your captain (the one you call a "copilot"). You've never really dealt with a demanding passenger, have you? Did you just say "dude?" You're really 14 years old then, aren't you?Demanding pax? Are you f'ing kidding me? Sorry dude, RJ drivers deal with far far far more demanding pax than anyone I've ever seen in either Corporate OR Charter.
I notice that you threw "in the sim" there. The crucible of your fiery experience. A true wonder, then, that you couldn't save those disasterous pilots from themselves (just how does an airplane get "golf-balled" in a simulator?). Aren't you the one who gets put with experienced pilots to save them? To save us all? Best of the best, and all that? A real work and a wonder? How could anything possibly go wrong when you're near? After all, you're a highly inexperienced copilot who is just reaching that staggering point in one's career when he can go for the ATP. In other words, you're just reaching that magical milestone when you're nearly qualified to open the door to the airplane. Or make the coffee.Whereas about a third of the pure 91 pilots out there couldn't find the fire handle with both hands and a pointer. (Dual engine flameouts, golfballing airplanes after flying under anvils, driving off of taxiways into the grass, missing hold short instructions, not knowing how to de-ice, brain locking on depresses, inability to handle V1 Engine Fires--in the sim--etc. were *ALL* Part 91 guys. I never saw a single 121 pilot flub that up.)
Wow...what staggering counsel. Have you ever been to Kuwait? You really, honestly have no idea what it is that you're saying, do you?Flying between any two points demands two things: SAFETY and STANDARDIZATION. Outside of that I don't care if it is Memphis to Nashville or New York to Kuwait City a 121 crew is at a base-level safer and more highly trained.
This, coming from the voice of experience? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. You have no experience. You're a kid, yourself (or an adult who speaks with the authority of a 14 year old. Either way, no matter).27? Sheee-it, dude. You got a lot to learn.
F/O's like you?Not good to speak ill of the dead but... You had a Captain with a history of failed checkrides that he managed to get by on. The thing that kept him from killing someone sooner was probably the standardization he had in the 121 and good F/Os.
Shocking. Truly shocking."For Love of the Game" is such a great movie.
But he keeps the hot chick at the end.
I lost mine.
And the next one...
And the next one....
And the one after her.....
We know. You've made it abundantly clear. You're deathly afraid of checkrides and the simulator, where you routinely do badly, even though you repeatedly assert that you're there to save experienced captain "copilots" from themselves because after all...you can do it right from both seats. Right?My 121 F/O ride was brutal but I thought that was just because it was the first one. For my first 121 F/O Recurrent (more years ago than I care to remember) I went in "prepared" like I thought and nearly failed it.
Just keep on digging that hole. The nice thing about reading vintage LegacyDriver is that he digs his own hole, jumps in with both feet, and then buries himself without any sense of embarrassment. Not only do you save the day for your incompetent captain "copilots," but you're the guy that slips turbojet airplanes. *shrug*Though quite frankly, this "never slip a jet" thing is almost certainly less than entirely accurate. I'm sure there are plenty of jets that would not care if someone did that to them. I mean, let's face it, what would happen if you slipped a straight-wing Citation or Westwind? Probably not a darned thing. The EMB and Soverign don't have a lot of sweep to them. I doubt either would even notice if you slipped 'em a 1000 times.
*shrug*
You still think you're a god. You're still wrong, too. When you were hired as a captain? A captain that can't last three minutes in a simulator, land in a crosswind. Of course, we know that you tend to use "captain" and "copilot" interchangably. Do you use "god" interchangably with captain and copilot, too?Shee-it grasshopper........when I got hired as a Legacy CA I was making $53K a year and thought I was a god.
One thing we do not need in that part of the world is someone who thinks he's a god.If I had gone to the sandbox when I had the chance I'd be a millionaire by now (on an EMB *not* a Falcon, btw).
At least you have a business on which to fall back, next time you don't make it through a harrowing simulator session. You're probably better off wrecking marriages than wrecking airplanes. You'll take fewer people down with you.Only problem now is I'm at the point of no return. I can't do anything else (other than f*ck up another marriage, but that's a WHOLE OTHER ISSUE).
More smart-talk. At least you think so, as as you're a self-appointed god, then that's good enough, for you. Too bad you never learned to fly properly; it shows.Depends on the jet, jackazz. For Falcons I agree with you. However, dipping a wing if you can is an advantage. Nothing like rolling down a runway in a jet on one main gear like a B-17 at an airshow. BOOYAH!
Did you politely inform him that you're a god?I slipped an EMB once when I didn't know any better (I was a total noob). Airplane didn't seem to mind but the Captain was sure to politely inform me that you don't fly a jet that way.
Obviously.I obviously don't pay attention any more since I will be working at Wal-Mart for the forseeable future any way...
Makes you wonder why people would spend ten years trying to wreck your career. That's a little like spending ten years trying to step on a paper airplane.Don't feel bad. People on this board have been trying to wreck my career for ten years...
They shouldn't bother as I'm perfectly capable of destroying my life on my own WITHOUT help. Just make some popcorn and watch.
Don't get too ambitious. You've got to be able to last four minutes in their simulator.I'm almost ready to apply at Colgan myself.
I may never get a job in anything bigger than a Cessna 421....
I have about six leads on Legacy gigs. If I get one of those I'm in. Otherwise it is either 152s or Home Depot.
AMEN! Praise the Lord! I will go where He sends me, even if it is to prison.
I used to think that of my ex-wife because she had a v8gina.... Hmmm.
I swear to G** I applied to Home-Depot to work at the store... That's what we're reduced to.
If I can afford the occasional steak and have the kids around that's enough. Of course, $9 an hour won't provide that, but there are always banks to rob I guess.
Thanks. I would but I'm done with flying as a career. Only for fun now.
Sorry. I'm an emotional guy in case you can't tell.
I didn't get stuck with a hook, I just ate the bait and burped.
I missed my daughter's dental appointment five times in a row I kid you not
That's the beauty of a twin--your decision is already made for you. Having that third engine can complicate things if you act thinking you've only lost one engine, rotate, and try to fly the V1 Engine Failure Profile without realizing you've really lost two engines...
This is one that I have always thought would be the ultimate "Oh Shiite!" moment but maybe I haven't considered it enough.
- Max Weight Takeoff Slats + 20 with a Balanced Field
- Airplane hits a flock of geese at V1 and blows two engines out (you pick 'em as it doesn't matter to me)
From what I am repeatedly told there is absolutely no way the airplane will take you any further than the crash site under these conditions.
Is this true? If it isn't true what do you do?
That explains my upcoming, "Am I a Crossdresser?" post.
I didn't have any sort of mental episode whatsoever. I did, however, very seriously contemplate quitting flying altogether.
I'm mouthy--I engage my mouth before my brain somtimes (and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve).
I'm not perfect. I'm a damned good and safe pilot but a highly flawed human being.
When yer five-year old daughter watches you get your eyes clawed out because someone downsized you out of a job I'd be amazed if you are half as composed as I was when I had my little meltdown.
I thought the same thing until I went to my ex-wife and asked her to cooperate for the sake of our (*hers also she keeps forgetting*) kids and she belted me in the mouth.
About me being a giant pansy. Something like that.
Perhaps it is time to retire from message boards. Being a national joke is a cross I am able to bear, but not one I deserve IMHO.
I felt the need to post this. If it kills my career then I'm at peace with that.
Besides, everyone thinks I'm a nut. At least now they know why.
Long story short my ex-wife beat the living hell out of me in front of my kids... My gf decided to dump me because she thought being linked with me would make her look bad (GO FIGURE, RIGHT GUYS? HAHAHAHAH! *ahem*) even after spending the night with me the night before she bus threw me (or just pretended not to like me any more--that was kinda' weird)
I've got way thicker skin than any of these rabble rousers can pierce, regardless. *shrug*
Well I just got off phone with ----. He said to my banishment query:
"You're not banned--youre *worse* than banned. You can't even login to see you're banned!"
I quit message boards entirely until Rum dragged me into this conversation (the impending death of which I am eagerly anticipating so I can return to self-imposed exile--all these boards do for me is generate stomach acid).
So used to being the one getting bashed that I made a false assumption here perhaps.
How do you "use them properly" any way? They are brakes. You press on them and they are supposed to stop the plane. It ain't frigging "rocket surgery." Duuhhhhhh.
Until this thread came up I stayed out of the line of fire because it always ends up the same way: assaults on my character, skills, and intelligence.
Dude, I grew up in South Texas. I didn't land into the wind until I went to the Regionals. Any time, any day, you want to meet for a X-Wind landing competition I'm game. Loser pays a year's salary.
Apparently I've won the argument because all you can do to discredit me is cast personal aspersions and innuendo.
Narrow cabin????? You think the Legacy cabin is NARROW???
Now I'm gonna' go get my popcorn.