US Airways losses Gucci's bag

[Fltlvls]

remember the philly "crack ramp" ops trailer with the piss pond/puddle in the middle of the mens bathroom? How about the couch infested with lice or the Mesa crewroom/closet where the computer mouse was glued to the table? The smoking closet back by the rampies "game room section".

One day (before F terminal) a ramp worker drove a tug out the old FBO ramp (by the express hangar) onto route 192 and left it on Island Ave. down by the Subway in the shopping mall.

Don't forget about the new ramp boss that came in and fired a bunch of them and in turn they set his car on fire in the employee lot.

 

[Sandhawk]

First off, the guy is a billionaire, why is he slumming it on an airliner when he should have taken a private jet.

The question is, why is he slumming it on Useless Crashways, when you have plenty of better options?

 

[Chubaka]

You know, somewhere there is a high pitched and excited male flight attendant showing his pals his new Gucci bag. "Oh Todd, you are such a risk taker".

 

[Metrojet]

The question is, why is he slumming it on Useless Crashways, when you have plenty of better options?

Sandhawk

And which one of the better options do you work for?