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[johnsonrod]

Just put Genital Lee on ignore.

He has 14,000 posts..... He has no life, except on here.......

The Brad Paisley Song "Online" comes to mind.. pretty much sums him up.... ha ha ha

Ode to Genital Lee:

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

Just because you can't handle what General Lee says, doesn't mean you should act like a moron. Really, you are a serious moron. The USair Easties are just what the General says, a bunch of babies.

 

[General Lee]

Just because you can't handle what General Lee says, doesn't mean you should act like a moron. Really, you are a serious moron. The USair Easties are just what the General says, a bunch of babies.

What can I say, Weasel Lips probably plays with his woman lips while he sings his song. You're right though, he is a moron. And he listens to Brad Paisley, meaning he is gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that) He probably has his poster on his/her wall.

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[johnsonrod]

What can I say, Weasel Lips probably plays with his woman lips while he sings his song. You're right though, he is a moron. And he listens to Brad Paisley, meaning he is gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that) He probably has his poster on his/her wall.....


Bye Bye--General Lee

Another funny one. You really are on a roll.