Too bad 80 for 80/Freightnazi/flyboi/guppykiller are all full of sheet. We don't need airplanes incapable of crossing the pond with lots of cargo. We'll never buy anything smaller than a 767 again. We are not replacing the 727 we are upsizing them.
Interesting thought though. Imagine a UPS 747-400 and E-170 captain making the same paycheck!!
You forgot to mention the A380 too.