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[kepjet]

What's the difference between a good flight attendant and a great flight attendant?

A good flight attendant says "Good morning, Captain".
A great flight attendant says "It's morning, Captain".

 

[F-eagle]

A lady calls the police and says "there is an airline pilot passed out on my front lawn," the police officer says "How do you know he's an airline pilot." The lady replies, "He's drunk, he stole my newspaper, has small feet, and wears a huge watch."