Union Whorehouse

[I.P. Freley]

If you dump your load in a washing machine, it won't follow you around for a month.

 

[Freebrd]

Uh....you can drop a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around the next day....uh uh ...load...

 

[Snakum]

I must say, while in extremely poor taste ... that was phuking phunny as hell!



Minh

 

[tittyjet]

Q: What is Flight Attendant-ese for take me back to your room and fu ck me like there's no tomorrow?

A: "He, he, he -- I'm sooo drunk!"

 

[hagen]

Whats the definition of a meat grinder?

A F/A with a chipped tooth!!!!!!!!

 

[KATL8R26L]

heck

How about this,,,,,,,,,,,, i'am so plowed, i cant stand up,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, or what's your name ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i especialy like the part where they F/A says i do have a nice "ask me",,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in the morning.

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

what does a woman do with her @sshole before she has sex?


drops him off at the airport for his trip.

 

[tittyjet]

Definition of a perfect Flight Attendant

About waist height, with a flat head to put your drink on, and.....pistol-grip ears.

 

[whiskytangofoxt]

Union house

Anybody know if the union gets 10% less dues when we get 10% less pay?

 

[OldManPilot]

Q: What does a Flight Attendant and a piece of Dog $hit have in common?

A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!




What's the phone number of that Union Whore House? I need a senior Date!

 

[kepjet]

What's the difference between a good flight attendant and a great flight attendant?

A good flight attendant says "Good morning, Captain".
A great flight attendant says "It's morning, Captain".

 

[F-eagle]

A lady calls the police and says "there is an airline pilot passed out on my front lawn," the police officer says "How do you know he's an airline pilot." The lady replies, "He's drunk, he stole my newspaper, has small feet, and wears a huge watch."