UAL time frame from new hire to widebody FO

[Max Powers]

How long to hold 777 right seat?

Probably about 13 years seniority in the left seat of 737 and then you will be able to hold it.

 

[skyking]

that was pretty funny fuggedouboutit.

 

[Colonel Savage]

You may want to do a real quick search for the words "FURLOUGH" and "UNITED."

That will likely answer your question...

Oh he's just one of the Brown Box Haulers, a really funny guy.

I'll do him the same favor after a few more of those UPS Displacement bids come out and he's sittin' sideways pullin' pneumatic levers on the DC-8.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand...