TSA brilliance strikes again!

[B727FA]

Love it, ZoneJumper!

Delta Term doesn't have crew lanes, but they are pretty good about moving us up.

 

[twighead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZrVYeMBfqQ

 

[Lowrider717]

The beatings will continue until morale improves, or until you no longer desire to act like a human with certain unalienable rights.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) today announced 29 airports which are set to receive recently purchased millimeter wave Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) machines. The machines will be deployed with new automated target recognition software designed to enhance privacy by eliminating passenger-specific images while improving throughput capabilities and streamlining the checkpoint screening process.
"We remain committed to implementing technologies that strengthen passenger privacy while ensuring the highest level of security," said TSA Administrator John S. Pistole. "In addition to improving the passenger experience at the checkpoint, advanced imaging technology continues to give us the greatest opportunity to detect and deter evolving threats to aviation."

TSA plans to deploy units to the following airports in the coming months:

- Akron-Canton Regional (CAK)

- Albany International (ALB)

- Austin-Bergstrom International (AUS)

- Baton Rouge Metropolitan (BTR)

- Bishop International (FNT)

- Casper/Natrona County International (CPR)

- Chattanooga Metropolitan (CHA)

- Daytona Beach International (DAB)

- Durango-La Plata County (DRO)

- Gainesville Regional (GNV)

- Hilo International (ITO)

- Kahului (OGG)

- Killeen Fort Hood Regional (GRK)

- Knoxville McGhee Tyson (TYS)

- Lansing Capital City (LAN)

- Manchester Boston Regional (MHT)

- Meadows Field (BFL)

- Norfolk International (ORF)

- Pensacola Regional (PNS)

- Peoria International (PIA)

- Plattsburgh International (PBG)

- Roberts Field-Redmond Municipal (RDM)

- Rochester International (RST)

- Rogue Valley International-Medford (MFR)

- South Bend (SBN)

- Stewart International (SWF)

- Tallahassee Regional (TLH)

- Wendover (ENV)

- Youngstown-Warren Regional (YNG)

 

[Full of LUV]

The beatings will continue until morale improves, or until you no longer desire to act like a human with certain unalienable rights.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) today announced 29 airports which are set to receive recently purchased millimeter wave Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) machines. The machines will be deployed with new automated target recognition software designed to enhance privacy by eliminating passenger-specific images while improving throughput capabilities and streamlining the checkpoint screening process.
"We remain committed to implementing technologies that strengthen passenger privacy while ensuring the highest level of security," said TSA Administrator John S. Pistole. "In addition to improving the passenger experience at the checkpoint, advanced imaging technology continues to give us the greatest opportunity to detect and deter evolving threats to aviation."

TSA plans to deploy units to the following airports in the coming months:

- Akron-Canton Regional (CAK)

- Albany International (ALB)

- Austin-Bergstrom International (AUS)

- Baton Rouge Metropolitan (BTR)

- Bishop International (FNT)

- Casper/Natrona County International (CPR)

- Chattanooga Metropolitan (CHA)

- Daytona Beach International (DAB)

- Durango-La Plata County (DRO)

- Gainesville Regional (GNV)

- Hilo International (ITO)

- Kahului (OGG)

- Killeen Fort Hood Regional (GRK)

- Knoxville McGhee Tyson (TYS)

- Lansing Capital City (LAN)

- Manchester Boston Regional (MHT)

- Meadows Field (BFL)

- Norfolk International (ORF)

- Pensacola Regional (PNS)

- Peoria International (PIA)

- Plattsburgh International (PBG)

- Roberts Field-Redmond Municipal (RDM)

- Rochester International (RST)

- Rogue Valley International-Medford (MFR)

- South Bend (SBN)

- Stewart International (SWF)

- Tallahassee Regional (TLH)

- Wendover (ENV)

- Youngstown-Warren Regional (YNG)

All are apparent hotbeds of "liquids in carryons" activity. Especially Hilo and Kalahui, you see water bottles attempting to sneak on all the time..... great use of my tax dollars, not.

 

[Full of LUV]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZrVYeMBfqQ

That's good, this is even more apropo though.

http://www.talkairline.com/aviation-videos-pictures/videos/440/tsa-training-snl-skit