Truck Driving School

[screwed_again]

Thats funny, your mom said the same thing last night!

and I bet you are "dangerous" in your shiny blue flight suit flying your cessna for the CAP.

Anyone who has a Porn Star as an avatar is a TOTAL TOOLIO! Makes that alone time more fun and exciting!

 

[atlcrashpad]

Funny

Screwed Again,

I asked for the driving school number as a joke. I believe my intent was to make light of the current airline industrie's situation. Instead I got to laugh my a$$ off at some of the responses to the original posting and watch flame being thrown back and forth. Keeps me busy laughing... something I haven't had an opportunity to do in a while. I find humor in most of the posting here.

Also, did you get your 5000 hrs in the CAP? If so that means you are a 70 yr old retired F4 Phantom pilot. Those were the only adults I ever saw when I went to a CAP meeting (Only went once, wasn't impressed). The rest were pimple faced kids dreaming of saying "Hey MAV...." and other TOP GUN quotes...

 

[say again]

Anyone who has a Porn Star as an avatar is a TOTAL TOOLIO! Makes that alone time more fun and exciting!

Why is he a tool, unless you are f-ing gay!!!! I'd rather look at that over half the other $hit out there!!!:beer:

 

[EMB170Pilot]

$hit, I say them driving to the airport!!!!:laugh: :beer:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahh man I haven't laughed that hard in a while thanks "say again"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[say again]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahh man I haven't laughed that hard in a while thanks "say again"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anytime my friend!!!!:beer: I guess you made in on Flightinfo when your post becomes one's signature!!!

 

[big pimpn']

Anyone who has a Porn Star as an avatar is a TOTAL TOOLIO! Makes that alone time more fun and exciting!

Screwed Again, Your stream of thought is about as useful as a hot stream of my urine coating the door handle of your car. I can't believe out of 500 million sperm you were the fastest.

P.S. It's sad that you are depriving some poor village of an idiot.

 

[tjsatter]

I read an article after 9-11 that quite a few laid off Airline pilots were seeking employment as long haul truck drivers. It actualy sounds like it could be a fun adventure if you had the right mindset.

You funny. But I resemble that remark. Fun? Thrills a minute. I got a CDL and have driven in between flying jobs, gives you a high tolerance for flying. Start with the work hours; where you are limited to 30 hours in 7 days and it's an honest number on tape. A driver is limited to 70 hours and it's a funny number because driver's logs are works of fiction baring a passing resemblance to reality. I got pissed off at the company ( a normal occurence) and kept honest logs for awhile: my 7 day total was regularly in excess of 90 hours. any driver would laugh his ass off at the things that pilots bittch about. Ya don't know how good you got it to fly.

tj

 

[screwed_again]

Also, did you get your 5000 hrs in the CAP? If so that means you are a 70 yr old retired F4 Phantom pilot. Those were the only adults I ever saw when I went to a CAP meeting (Only went once, wasn't impressed). The rest were pimple faced kids dreaming of saying "Hey MAV...." and other TOP GUN quotes...

Do you have a problem with the CAP. I've been a member since I was 18. We do search and rescue missions.

 

[screwed_again]

Hey Big Pimpin',

Are you white or a black man who has issues with his blackness? Hey, just KeEpN*iT*gAnGsTa*

 

[big pimpn']

Do you have a problem with the CAP. I've been a member since I was 18. We do search and rescue missions.

Screwed Again, Listening to you only validates my belief that you need to seek therapeutic treatment.

 

[big pimpn']

Hey Big Pimpin',

Are you white or a black man who has issues with his blackness? Hey, just KeEpN*iT*gAnGsTa*

Go back inside the broken condom that spawned you.

 

[screwed_again]

Sheeeee's hoooooooooot!

 

[big pimpn']

Sheeeee's hoooooooooot!

Screwed up,

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

 

[big pimpn']

Let me guess, another comment on my Avatar? You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

 

[screwed_again]

Hey Big Pimpin',

KeEpN*iT*gAnGsTa* .

What does that mean????? Are you a gangster rapper?

 

[screwed_again]

Go back inside the broken condom that spawned you.

That's funny, you big pimpin' gangsta!

 

[atlcrashpad]

I gotta bad feeling 'bout this Mav

Do you have a problem with the CAP. I've been a member since I was 18. We do search and rescue missions.

Member since you were 18? What are you now 20? Or are you the 70 yr old USAF retiree who cannot seem to let go of his glory days.

Search and Rescue? When was YOUR latest SAR? Did you pluck Katrina victims from roof tops? When were you last in Zero/Zero over swelling seas looking for a ship in distress? I doubt you have done anything of the sort. But I believe you sit and fan flames on Flightline.com

 

[atlcrashpad]

Back up your talk

Screwed Again,

Before you even go at it, no I'm not a SAR guy. I'm an Attack guy (I shoot at people and get paid for it). I can back up all my claims with my DA759 (Flight records) and DD214.

 

[propsarebest]

Only CAP "search and rescue" thingee I ever saw was watching a 99 yr old guy in his turbo bonanza land at my airport looking for an ELT signal. He had a handheld radio with a paperclip for an antenna.

 

[screwed_again]

God, I was joking around, kids. Who fills out their bios accurately?

Atlcrashpad, I can appreciate the fact you were just making light of the current situation in the airline biz with the first post. It just lacked creativity, thats all. That quote has been used a million times on here and its not funny. So, I don't want to argue anymore. I'm not in the CAP, I did not do SAR missions in somolia or new orleans plucking people off roof tops and i have never killed or shot at anyone. I believe you are an attack guy and I don't need to check records to verify it. It was fun jabbing back and forth. Take care.

PS. That Earl show is pretty funny, huh? Could be a great source of quotes.