Too Fat to be an FFDO

[Stifler's Mom]

Love is grand.

Divorce is $10 grand.

I think Tiger will disagree with the last part.

 

[T B O N E]

Anyone have that audio clip of the Captain's pa where he details what types of guns the flight deck crew is carrying that day? My searching kung fu is weak and couldn't find it.

 

[C-150ETOPS]

I think Tiger will disagree with the last part.

In real dollars only.

$10K to 75% of this board is a major hit. With Tiger, even in the worst case, the hit means absolutely nothing to his lifestyle.

If you could ask him while coming down the stairs of a Galaxy after landing in Phuket, with five $25K a day high end hookers in tow, if the divorce settlement affected his lifestyle, he'd laugh his arse off.

True financial success is achieved when your 11 out of 10 hottie divorces you, and costs you the equivelant of a speeding ticket to the unwashed masses like those on this board (including me)

 

[OPECJet]

The Mom is the crystal ball.

Unless said mom has had a bunch of work done.

I'm hoping that Oblama stimulus plan covers ass reduction, baby bellies and boob lifts!:bomb:

 

[fr8doggie]

I'm hoping that Oblama stimulus plan covers ass reduction, baby bellies and boob lifts!:bomb:

No. But it does come with a nice 40% surtax on our company sponsored health insurance.

 

[GuppyWN]

Anyone have that audio clip of the Captain's pa where he details what types of guns the flight deck crew is carrying that day? My searching kung fu is weak and couldn't find it.

My Kung FU is FU as well.

"It can blow a hole in human flesh the size of the Grand Canyon.......... which, BTW, is passing off the right side of the aircraft."

Gup