Too Fat to be an FFDO

[Donald]

Giving pilots pee-shooters is yet another assinine govt. program to stroke the pony.

My guess is you failed the phsyc eval.

 

[rtmcfi]

+2.

My tofu eating, yoga class going, bottle recycling girl is skinny and hot.

All good and well, but does she smell like patchouli?

 

[Captzaahlie]

I can only hope that you fly your airplanes with more professionalism than you are displaying here. You guys actually make me feel like I owe the general public an apology.

Francis it's time to lighten up a little don't cha think?

 

[OUPilot01]

+2.

My tofu eating, yoga class going, bottle recycling girl is skinny and hot.

and probably hairy

 

[Tweaker]

and probably hairy

Most likely not. The vegetarians I know have their hair falling out from malnutrition.

This thread is the best I've seen in years!

 

[nismo611]

I presume you're talking about someone Else's wife, right? Mine can pay the mortgage, hasn't been to church in years, doesn't like Sarah Palin, rides horses like there's no tomorrow, and can put any idiot in his or her place before they even know they had a place waiting for them. And I'm no Democrat, even though my six, I mean, eight pack abs are cleverly hidden behind a cozy layer of beer insulation.

And regarding occupying the seat with the fat Captain, that's classic, Colonel! :laugh:

What is she doing with those horses??????? I guess she doesn't care for you too much.

 

[propdog]

What is she doing with those horses???????

Read it again....he said she rides them!!

 

[nismo611]

What is she doing with those horses???????

Read it again....he said she rides them!!

maybe if she went to church she wouldn't spend so much time with the horses.

 

[Floatplane]

I presume you're talking about someone Else's wife, right? Mine can pay the mortgage, hasn't been to church in years, doesn't like Sarah Palin, rides horses like there's no tomorrow, and can put any idiot in his or her place before they even know they had a place waiting for them. And I'm no Democrat, even though my six, I mean, eight pack abs are cleverly hidden behind a cozy layer of beer insulation.

And regarding occupying the seat with the fat Captain, that's classic, Colonel! :laugh:

So she's a chick with a dick!

 

[Captzaahlie]

What is she doing with those horses??????? I guess she doesn't care for you too much.

Dude, I think you are just displaying a little jealousy.
I dated an older lady years ago who was a very actively into riding horses.
(they didnt have the term cougar back then) It wasn't my my thing,
(her riding horses) but she had some pretty amazing leg strength from doing it
which made me think she was going to crush my back at times.
Women who ride at that level are safer left on top due to some great muscle tone!
Could it be that you have spent too much time at the petting farm and
are a little confused about animals and people?