Too Fat to be an FFDO

[Bally]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

 

[ERfly]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

With a statement like that, may not be the worst option.

 

[crj567]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

With grammar like that-I would agree that a bullet may be entirely appropriate for you.

-It sure would be no great loss for society.

 

[captfred]

Yikes you guys are harsh.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

With grammar like that-I would agree that a bullet may be entirely appropriate for you.

-It sure would be no great loss for society.

With stupidity like that, it sure would be no great loss........Except for your clients in the men's room in the ATL airport!:laugh:

 

[Saluki Dawg]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

Let me guess. CAL Captain?

 

[RedDogC130]

with a statment like that...I almost thought it was me....but then I am not in the left seat...so phew

 

[crashpad]

Giving pilots pee-shooters is yet another assinine govt. program to stroke the pony.

 

[75M]

You have a pony?

 

[inline]

Giving pilots pee-shooters is yet another assinine govt. program to stroke the pony.

Spoken like a true democrat. EVERY pilot should be armed!

 

[Whataburger]

If you can't be too fat to be a flight attendant, you can't be too fat to be an FFDO.

 

[trip]

You didn't say I could have a real pony?

 

[CA1900]

You didn't ask.

 

[clippyrip]

Giving pilots pee-shooters is yet another assinine govt. program to stroke the pony.

You stroke ponys?

 

[XR650R]

Spoken like a true democrat. EVERY pilot should be armed!

Spoken like a true Officer Tackleberry.

 

[clippyrip]

Spoken like a true Officer Tackleberry.

He probably has the American flag(w/an eagle) back window cover on his truck.

 

[Kharma Police]

He probably has the American flag(w/an eagle) back window cover on his truck.

You probably have a rainbow flag on the back of your hybrid.

 

[clippyrip]

You probably have a rainbow flag on the back of your hybrid.

Haha you wish. Go have another Budweiser and cut the sleeves off of your Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt.

 

[Kharma Police]

Haha you wish. Go have another Budweiser and cut the sleeves off of your Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt.

Skynyrd and PBR, HELL YEAH!!!! Let me guess, you like mojitos, apple martinis and you listen to Moby, The Pet Shop Boys and the B-52s?

 

[Ticker]

Skynyrd and PBR, HELL YEAH!!!!

+1 man!

 

[clippyrip]

Skynyrd and PBR, HELL YEAH!!!! Let me guess, you like mojitos, apple martinis and you listen to Moby, The Pet Shop Boys and the B-52s?

haha, PBR me ASAP.

Let me guess, you like taking your kids to Wal Mart to spank them and sleeping in your van down by the river.

Tell me, why are the only toys your kids have are Happy Meal toys?

 

[Kharma Police]

haha, PBR me ASAP.

Let me guess, you like taking your kids to Wal Mart to spank them and sleeping in your van down by the river.

I do like Wal-Mart, low prices on frosty cold PBR. You probably bring your hemp bags to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. Assuming you are what your rainbow community calls a "breeder", believe in reasoning with your child once he throws a hissy fit because he doesn't want to wear his Obama Hope or Che Guevara t-shirt.

 

[get2flyin]

I bet the pilots of the four planes that were lost on 9/11 thought about how handy a gun might have been right before they got their throats slit. The people who disagree with the program are under no obligation to participate. Let the rest of us defend you.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I bet the pilots of the four planes that were lost on 9/11 thought about how handy a gun might have been right before they got their throats slit. The people who disagree with the program are under no obligation to participate. Let the rest of us defend you.

Amen!!!!!!!

 

[UAL-GSO]

Damn I love Flightinfo.com! :laugh:

 

[Little_Bill]

A Pony-Click me below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RDLqb3umsw


When I was a little girl in Poland I had a pony.

 

[Max Powers]

You probably have a rainbow flag on the back of your hybrid.

Actually It's pure electric and I'm worth over three million dolla so just go holla. Dem pilots rule...we're married to hot skinny chics, while you republican boys have to go home to your fat SUV driving house wives.

 

[b707guy]

...while you republican boys have to go home to your fat SUV driving house wives.

My hot, skinny, Republican wife drives a Cummins Dodge dually with a 6-speed manual. You can let her kick your butt any time!:laugh:

 

[EMBpilot]

Let me guess. CAL Captain?

Amen, brother!!

 

[clippyrip]

Actually It's pure electric and I'm worth over three million dolla so just go holla. Dem pilots rule...we're married to hot skinny chics, while you republican boys have to go home to your fat SUV driving house wives.

+2.

My tofu eating, yoga class going, bottle recycling girl is skinny and hot.