The Writings of an ASA Pilot...

[imacdog]

Coming out of the elevator I passed by an ASA FA that was pretty hot. Pretty blonde girl with nice curves.

Probably post-op.

 

[LazyLightnin']

Coming out of the elevator I passed by an ASA FA that was pretty hot. Pretty blonde girl with nice curves.

That was The Palm. He was undercover.

 

[JettBoii]

We have a nice inventory of great looking female f/o's; much better than our f/a's.

Dont get mad Jumpers...you cant start the lazy good for nothing f/o list.

 

[Abernathy]

Coming out of the elevator I passed by an ASA FA that was pretty hot. Pretty blonde girl with nice curves.

Oh. You found the one.

 

[JumpersAway]

We have a nice inventory of great looking female f/o's; much better than our f/a's.

Dont get mad Jumpers...you cant start the lazy good for nothing f/o list.

That's right- I'm THE founding member : )

 

[Sig]

:laugh: That is hilarious if someone actually wrote that

The awesome 4G rated Flight Attendant:

Gay
Ghetto
Granny
Grande


.... neggs guess in lion?

 

[JumpersAway]

No wonder they always gripe about seatbelt extensions. By the time they put two or three on the FA jumpseat, there aren't any for the pax...........

 

[Speedtape]

Would it be the toolbag who runs the "scheduling hotline" for ALPA?

-That guy would have my vote for "King tool of the company."

Sounds like you have a Man crush!

 

[Speedtape]

I have purposely avoided collecting fecal samples from my fellow pilots by avoiding physical contact with said dry erase markers.

However, there are some amusing things to be read.

An easy fix--spend 99 cents at the Dollar Store and buy you a package of dryerasers that come in a rainbow of colors. They even sell ones with little clips that can attach to your belt or the inside of your all weather, flasher-type coat.

Or for the cost of $10, you can sign up for flightinfo.com and get better distribution--also, you can wear flip-flops, tank tops, and drink out of your favorite pop-top.

 

[Sandhawk]

Bring a Sharpie !!!

 

[DrunkIrishman]

Top of the list would have to be the white dragon!

 

[www.]

Who is number one. Alex B?

Hey, he's out on medical. Be nice to him.

 

[SkyNation]

Coming out of the elevator I passed by an ASA FA that was pretty hot. Pretty blonde girl with nice curves.

must have been mistaken, she works for skywest