The Ultimate Question

[CE402]

Here's the situation:

Let's say I'm working for a PFT outfit and I'm in the pattern at an uncontrolled field...an aircraft checks in and says "XYZ Traffic....Cessna 12345 is with you 5 miles out...any traffic in the area please advise".

My question is: If I vote in a union, will management lower the bar by outsourcing all the flying to chemtrail producing mag lev trains? or should I just get a four-year degree?


Factoids:
1) I'm sorry
2) Alcohol cannot be blamed for the above....sadly only fatigue.
3) Yes....we're all worse off --- nay, the whole internet --- is worse off for me posting that.

 

[gkrangers]

Go to sleep.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Let's say I'm working for a PFT outfit and I'm in the pattern at an uncontrolled field...an aircraft checks in and says "XYZ Traffic....Cessna 12345 is with you 5 miles out...any traffic in the area please advise".

My question is: If I vote in a union, will management lower the bar by outsourcing all the flying to chemtrail producing mag lev trains? or should I just get a four-year degree?

Answers:

a. It doesn't matter how fast the treadmill is moving, the aircraft flies in relation to the air around it.
b. You don't know anything about our office!
c. Put it in the seat back and a jetBlue captain will clean it up.
d. I'm not anti-Union...I'm anti-ILLEGAL union!
e. None of the above.
g. All of the above.
h. What happened to option "f"?
i. If you were a real Navy SEAL you'd know we don't talk about "option f" on the internet!
j. I'd hit it!

 

[CE402]

Answers:

a. It doesn't matter how fast the treadmill is moving, the aircraft flies in relation to the air around it.
b. You don't know anything about our office!
c. Put it in the seat back and a jetBlue captain will clean it up.
d. I'm not anti-Union...I'm anti-ILLEGAL union!
e. None of the above.
g. All of the above.
h. What happened to option "f"?
i. If you were a real Navy SEAL you'd know we don't talk about "option f" on the internet!
j. I'd hit it!

I knew someone could clear it up for me....Thanks!

 

[340drvr]

Approximately 17, because there's no bones in ice cream.

 

[nosehair]

One grunch and an eggplant over there.
(anyone remember that?)

 

[skygirl1968]

I thought it was no sex 8hrs before flight and no kissing within 50ft of the aircraft??...

 

[aussiefly]

Yeah but what about when the FA's come up to the ............ Oh yeah I guess that doesnt count as kissing

lol

 

[sardinesnack]

Confess Nothing, Deny everything, make counter Accusationsimp:

 

[Hold West]

Here's the situation:

Let's say I'm working for a PFT outfit and I'm in the pattern at an uncontrolled field...an aircraft checks in and says "XYZ Traffic....Cessna 12345 is with you 5 miles out...any traffic in the area please advise".

1. If he says "with you" cut him off viciously.
2. It was a missle that hit the Pentagon, not a plane!
3. Airbus sucks 'cuz they have side sticks and the computer overrides the pilot anyway, so why bother?

 

[unreal]

1. If he says "with you" cut him off viciously.
2. It was a missle that hit the Pentagon, not a plane!
3. Airbus sucks 'cuz they have side sticks and the computer overrides the pilot anyway, so why bother?

Uhh, Japan four, here with the bag.

 

[bubbers44]

Judgement is everything. I was tempted but didn't hold hands with my gorgeous student with this great body but my buddy did. We both just retired from a major airline intact so who knows who was right. Wish I had used bad judgement just once.

 

[FN FAL]

Judgement is everything. I was tempted but didn't hold hands with my gorgeous student with this great body but my buddy did. We both just retired from a major airline intact so who knows who was right. Wish I had used bad judgement just once.

Teachers should show good judgement:

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Two middle school teachers resigned after students saw them having sex in a classroom, the school district said.

Frances J. Sepulveda, 30, and Bryant J. Wilburn, 29, said they had sex in the classroom during school hours on "one or two occasions," according to an investigation by the Hillsborough County school district.

They resigned last month after two students at Coleman Middle School reported they saw the teachers having sex. The classroom door was locked and a window was covered with paper, but a boy and a girl told school officials they could see inside.

"These teachers showed appallingly bad judgment," school district spokesman Steve Hegarty said Wednesday. "We dealt with it quickly, and the teachers are no longer welcome in the Hillsborough County classroom."
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State officials will determine if the teachers will be allowed to work in other schools.

Both teachers have unlisted phone numbers and could not be reached for comment Thursday. Wilburn told the St. Petersburg Times he was embarrassed by the incident.