The Ultimate Question

[CE402]

Here's the situation:

Let's say I'm working for a PFT outfit and I'm in the pattern at an uncontrolled field...an aircraft checks in and says "XYZ Traffic....Cessna 12345 is with you 5 miles out...any traffic in the area please advise".

My question is: If I vote in a union, will management lower the bar by outsourcing all the flying to chemtrail producing mag lev trains? or should I just get a four-year degree?


Factoids:
1) I'm sorry
2) Alcohol cannot be blamed for the above....sadly only fatigue.
3) Yes....we're all worse off --- nay, the whole internet --- is worse off for me posting that.

 

[gkrangers]

Go to sleep.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Let's say I'm working for a PFT outfit and I'm in the pattern at an uncontrolled field...an aircraft checks in and says "XYZ Traffic....Cessna 12345 is with you 5 miles out...any traffic in the area please advise".

My question is: If I vote in a union, will management lower the bar by outsourcing all the flying to chemtrail producing mag lev trains? or should I just get a four-year degree?

Answers:

a. It doesn't matter how fast the treadmill is moving, the aircraft flies in relation to the air around it.
b. You don't know anything about our office!
c. Put it in the seat back and a jetBlue captain will clean it up.
d. I'm not anti-Union...I'm anti-ILLEGAL union!
e. None of the above.
g. All of the above.
h. What happened to option "f"?
i. If you were a real Navy SEAL you'd know we don't talk about "option f" on the internet!
j. I'd hit it!

 

[CE402]

Answers:

a. It doesn't matter how fast the treadmill is moving, the aircraft flies in relation to the air around it.
b. You don't know anything about our office!
c. Put it in the seat back and a jetBlue captain will clean it up.
d. I'm not anti-Union...I'm anti-ILLEGAL union!
e. None of the above.
g. All of the above.
h. What happened to option "f"?
i. If you were a real Navy SEAL you'd know we don't talk about "option f" on the internet!
j. I'd hit it!

I knew someone could clear it up for me....Thanks!

 

[340drvr]

Approximately 17, because there's no bones in ice cream.

 

[nosehair]

One grunch and an eggplant over there.
(anyone remember that?)

 

[skygirl1968]

I thought it was no sex 8hrs before flight and no kissing within 50ft of the aircraft??...

 

[aussiefly]

Yeah but what about when the FA's come up to the ............ Oh yeah I guess that doesnt count as kissing

lol

 

[sardinesnack]

Confess Nothing, Deny everything, make counter Accusationsimp:

 

[Hold West]

Here's the situation:

Let's say I'm working for a PFT outfit and I'm in the pattern at an uncontrolled field...an aircraft checks in and says "XYZ Traffic....Cessna 12345 is with you 5 miles out...any traffic in the area please advise".

1. If he says "with you" cut him off viciously.
2. It was a missle that hit the Pentagon, not a plane!
3. Airbus sucks 'cuz they have side sticks and the computer overrides the pilot anyway, so why bother?