The tattooed wife

[say again]

Single life is the way to go anyways!!!!:beer:

 

[FlyUnited]

Amish must have been HIGHLY burned somewhere in his past. I'm sorry that things went so terribly wrong for you sir.

To the original poster, best of luck! I don't think it was much more than the fact that she really wanted the tat and you really didn't so she waited until you were out of town and did it. Don't put so much thought into it, it's not such a big deal. Life's too short.

 

[Captain X]

Amish must have been HIGHLY burned somewhere in his past. I'm sorry that things went so terribly wrong for you sir.

You're not the only one who got that impression.

 

[414Flyer]

To the original poster, best of luck! I don't think it was much more than the fact that she really wanted the tat and you really didn't so she waited until you were out of town and did it. Don't put so much thought into it, it's not such a big deal. Life's too short.

I am not married and I would see it as a big deal, if she said she had not decided to do something, then snuck around and did it, and didnt say anything about it.

Because we all know women go totally apesh*t if a guy does that, and will bring it up for the next 20 years anytime she is upset.

 

[Oh-ryan]

What does it mean when you find a mushroom shaped welt on your wife's forehead? Should I be worried?

 

[bagasticks]

On that note I always thought the trampstamp had a carnal appeal to them. Enjoy it. She "owes" you for being less than honest about it.

Gup

I concur. . If the target is posted, you might as well tap it.

As for the marriage. it's apparent a few folks on here have been burned. Just because she went out and got some ink, i wouldn't make it a bigger issue than it is. Whatever you do, as mentioned earlier dont take marital advice from us scumbags. . .

 

[ONTFO]

As for the marriage. it's apparent a few folks on here have been burned. Just because she went out and got some ink, i wouldn't make it a bigger issue than it is. Whatever you do, as mentioned earlier dont take marital advice from us scumbags. . .

I guess I have to finally chime in with my One and a half cent advice. Bagasticks is pretty much on it.

Here is a devil's advocate spin.

My wife is inked all over different areas of her body. She is a wonderful mother to our son who is 3. She is 35, she had ink since college, before we met, and continues to add more here and there as time goes on. I think she looks hot. I have no issues of worrying if she is going to cheat on my 4 day trip because she has a tattoo. It's just who she is and each tattoo has a different meaning representing parts of her life growing up.

Her being a Yoga instructor does have it's benefits as well.

I just thought a different spin might be useful for some. By the way, she has 4-6 piercings in each ear, I guess that's for another thread though.


ONTFO

P.S. I don't have one "tat", or piercing, vote Republican, and am a proud member of the NRA. I guess opposites do attract.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

My next potential girlfriend should be a beautiful art dealer/chef/photographer/teacher/nurse/ballerina who is well traveled, wakes up every morning at 7 AM and takes my dog out on a 4 mile run, gets up every Saturday and Sunday morning at 8 AM for her yoga classes, knows her way around the kitchen as I don't even know where my kitchen is.

She has to be extremely well educated and slutty; likes dogs, European soccer, digs jokes, and when I drink for 5 days in a row; makes $250,000 to $350,000 annually and will consistently tell me whatever ******************** novel I'm working on is mind blowing stuff.

I am only accepting resumes with pictures. Experience not required.

 

[bagasticks]

your outta luck dutchie i'm looking at her naked right now across the living room. .

 

[Flyingdutchman]

What's you doing in my living room !?

 

[BOX OFFICE]

So about a month ago, my wife asked if I thought she should get a tattoo. We talked about it and by the end of the discussion, she didn't want one anymore (horray!). I come home from a five day trip, and as she's making dinner, what do I notice as she bends over? A lower back tattoo! Mmmm, ok. I say nothing, and the night goes on. We go to bed, and she wears a t-shirt to bed (not entirely uncommon). She asks me to get up and take a shower first the next morning, and I do. After I get dressed and go downstairs, she gets up and showers, gets dressed etc.

After being home a full 24 hours it's obvious that she doesn't plan to tell me about her new tattoo anytime soon, so I tell her I saw it. She was embarrassed and says she was going to show me later. I asked her who she got it with, and she tells me she went alone.

What do you guys think? Is she full of crap, and maybe is seeing someone on the side? I just have a hard time believing that she got this tattoo alone, especially after decided she didn't want one. It sort of sounds like a few drinks later, she ended up in the tattoo shop ,if you ask me.

Thoughts? Ideas? I guess more and more women are tattooed these days, eh? This is a 43 year old mother of two!

I'm a chick, but I think chicks with tattoos are gross. And a tramp stamp? I think you two need to go to counseling.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

XX=XY

cute.

 

[BOX OFFICE]

XX=XY

cute.

Yes, I am.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Your depiction of women equaling men (or vice versa) is cute. I wasn't implying you were, but since you said so, is that you in the pic or your daughter?

 

[BOX OFFICE]

Your depiction of women equaling men (or vice versa) is cute. I wasn't implying you were, but since you said so, is that you in the pic or your daughter?

The box in a box chick. Get it now?

 

[Rally]

This forum gets me in trouble....What those guys said about....its not what a woman says but how she acts towards you. True. And no most women don't do things alone like one of the posters said. They can't even go to the bathroom by themselves. Sounds to me like its less about the tatoo (or as the cool ones on the forum say "INK") then it is a on going trust issue. Why don't you address that first? I'm not a fan of tats but it doesn't mean it is a "tramp stamp". Don't always judge a book by its cover....that being said in my personal opinion I'd find it hard to date a woman with visable tats. IE arms, neck etc. Thats just me I am a liberal fiscal conservative. IF she is hiding things well.....what else is she hiding that isn't written on her body? Like I said trust issues, counseling or figure it out maybe its time for a change. I'm one of those people that is painfully obvious all I have ever asked out of my women is blatent honesty. So why don't you point blank ask her?

 

[climbhappy]

what you refer to as tramp stamp, i was told by a young lady it is called a cum catcher. this true?

 

[TheDogsBollocks]

what you refer to as tramp stamp, i was told by a young lady it is called a cum catcher. this true?

I always thought a cum catcher was a woman's face, mouth, tits etc!

 

[Amish RakeFight]

The box in a box chick. Get it now?

...wait, now how does that even remotely answer my question?

 

[NW_Pilot]

So about a month ago, my wife asked if I thought she should get a tattoo. We talked about it and by the end of the discussion, she didn't want one anymore (horray!). I come home from a five day trip, and as she's making dinner, what do I notice as she bends over? A lower back tattoo! Mmmm, ok. I say nothing, and the night goes on. We go to bed, and she wears a t-shirt to bed (not entirely uncommon). She asks me to get up and take a shower first the next morning, and I do. After I get dressed and go downstairs, she gets up and showers, gets dressed etc.

After being home a full 24 hours it's obvious that she doesn't plan to tell me about her new tattoo anytime soon, so I tell her I saw it. She was embarrassed and says she was going to show me later. I asked her who she got it with, and she tells me she went alone.

What do you guys think? Is she full of crap, and maybe is seeing someone on the side? I just have a hard time believing that she got this tattoo alone, especially after decided she didn't want one. It sort of sounds like a few drinks later, she ended up in the tattoo shop ,if you ask me.

Thoughts? Ideas? I guess more and more women are tattooed these days, eh? This is a 43 year old mother of two!

Hard to say! it could have been done to make her self feel youthful and sexy.

I myself find girls with tat's sexy if done in good taste and it shows that they have some sort of tolerance of pain which usually shows in the sack. but i am a werido

I am not sure how long you been married but i am going on 13 years and never think my wife is messing around with another man (girls I know so) maybe you need to go to a councilperson if you have them feelings and the issue out straighten out.

Just don't confront her without knowing for sure can cause serious bank account damage even lead to homelessness.