The SWA-AAI movie quote thread

[Crash Pad]

I have become bored with the standard SWA-AAI threads. I have decided to do one in all movie quotes. I hope the arbitrator reads this one because it has potential. Here goes:

And you Airtran... you're lucky to be here... Thats not bull******************** your name aint the best in the airlines (top gun word swap) I don't know how to explain this to you but we are a very big deal. I have many leather bound books and my cockpit smells of rich mahogany (anchor man)


The rules of SLI are established for our safety. They are not flexible nor are we. (top gun).

So I jump ship at Lakes and I make my way over to Atlanta, and I get on as an FO at an airline over in terminal C.

"whats an FO"

A first officer, you know, a gear thrower, a pro, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro FO, and who do you think they give me? SWAPA, themselves. Twelfth son of the Herb Kelleher. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm holding short with him. I give him the numbers. He hauls off and takes the runway - fast taxier, the SWAPA - no clearance, onto a ten-thousand foot runway. Do you know what the SWAPA says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the four day and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, SWAPA, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And they says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. (cady shack)

Remeber all replies, snide remarks, bring to the tableisms must be done in the form of a movie quote.

 

[labatt]

I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes and babes. And we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have?

 

[Axel]

“Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.”

--Douglas Adams
--The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Book and movie)

 

[roughneck]

"screw this up and you will be flying RJ's full of rubber dog sh!t out of Atlanta......"

 

[fuzzy077]

Stupid thread

 

[Max Powers]

This is so void of any real comedy.

 

[ivauir]

Wow,

Some people never have anything nice to say ... better than intentionally inflammatory and factually inaccurate posts.

 

[Crash Pad]

This 717 is made with bits of real panther...60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[gutshotdraw]

"Mama always said, inta-gray-shuns are like a box of chock-lates. You neva know whut ya gonna git"

 

[Wesb737fo]

You went full retard.....never go full retard.

 

[RJ Bum]

'They were called Airtran Pilots and no one knew their names..'

 

[labbats]

Lloyd: We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!

 

[Whataburger]

Lloyd: We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!

Best movie ever Made!!!!!!!!!!!


Policeman: "Pull over, pull over!!!"
Lloyd: "No man, it's a cadigan. But Thanx!! Nice Boots!!"

 

[Whataburger]

Casablanca

Since I am such a romantic:

Rick : Louis (AirTran), I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

[dicko]

"The Horror .... The Horror."

 

[Bob Dylan]

AirTran pilots are like Cousin Eddie showing up for Christmas at the Griswolds was how it was explained to me by my stockbroker friend.

 

[dicko]

This message is hidden because Bob Dylan is on your ignore list.


"Like rats feet over broken glass"

 

[Dizel8]

"Go ahead, make my day!"

 

[ackattacker]

"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."

(As Good as It Gets)

 

[170B]

Maybe I could be a truck driver. What's the name of that truck driving school...Truckmasters?

 

[waveflyer]

SWA vs AT - an FI viscious cockfight!
I'll let y'all decide who's team burgundy --


Ron Burgundy: (on the fight between local anchormen) Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: [surprised] It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while,
because you're probably wanted for murder.

 

[GoodTimes]

This one goes to 11

 

[SWA GUY]

Cal Naughton Jr., "I have a new nickname, it's Magic Man."

Ricky Bobby, "That's a dumb idea."

Cal Naughton Jr., "Is it Ricky Bobby? 'Cause I have a lot of good ideas. For instance, I'm going to design a race care that looks like a Tranny-Rabbit. And it's gonna go around the track poopin' out little Tranny-Rabbits!"

Ricky Bobby, "Have you cleared that with Nascar-SWA yet?"

-Talladega Nights, The Legend of Ricky Bobby.

 

[asaflyer]

Lloyd : All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.
Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic-Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

 

[Bob Dylan]

AirTran captains as Gordon Gekko in Wall Street: "Greed is good."

Southwest first officers as Ned Beatty in Deliverance: "Suweeeeee, sweeeee!" [squealing like a pig]

 

[Whataburger]

"You sold Peaty, the dead bird, to the blind boy?"

"We're looking for a '76 Sheepdog."

"Those your skiies? Both of them?"

 

[Visceral]

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

 

[dh82dvr]

For the MC's ..... "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

 

[Just thinking]

You want the truth???? You can't handle the truth!

 

[Whataburger]

For the MC's ..... "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

very nice. The most applicable/bad-ass quote.