The REAL "Top Gun"

[northstar]

And I thought he flew for us. Oh well

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33190

 

[FlyUnited]

what an idiot

 

[Wildmanny]

Fly United:

It's called satire.

WM Out

 

[sandman2122]

Mongooooooooose is da man!

 

[Andy]

what an idiot

First time reading an article from the Onion? :erm:

Perhaps too subtle. Try this one: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

 

[CA1900]

Come on, you can do better than that!

Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq

 

[Huck]

I flew with a former A-4 guy once - he started out the conversation up at cruise with, "So, you wanna hear how I ended up flying fighters in the Navy?"

 

[Booker]

I've seen the guy in the photo in at least three print ads in pilot porn mags. How do I get job as a pilot model? I'm willing to undercut.

 

[Falconjet]

I've seen the guy in the photo in at least three print ads in pilot porn mags. How do I get job as a pilot model? I'm willing to undercut.

First off, do you have a big, bushy,............................................ mustache?

Yeah, that's what I meant.

FJ

 

[Booker]

First off, do you have a big, bushy,............................................ mustache?

I have the tools for the job. (You asked!) imp:

 

[JDriver]

The pin stripers were going to bust him down to Navigator?????

I never knew that any airline had Lincoln Navigator's in their inventory. SUVs taking the place of the CRJ???

 

[LJDRVR]

I flew with a former A-4 guy once - he started out the conversation up at cruise with, "So, you wanna hear how I ended up flying fighters in the Navy?"

"Not particularly, but you're going to tell me anyway, aren't you?"

or

"Ummm...the Judge gave you a choice between a prison sentence and joining the Navy?"

 

[Andy]

Come on, you can do better than that!

Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq

Sorry, I was lazy and went for the second or third story that I read. Yours was great. Great Job, CA1900. :laugh: