the onion

[kngarthur]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50901


Watch there be someone that takes this seriously.

 

[flyboyike]

This is why I love The Onion.

 

[skyslug]

"controlled flight into glass"... our worst fears realized! :beer:

 

[temcgrew]

What a crock, how can a two year old sparrow have 60,000 hours of flight time? There are only 17,520 hours in two years. Sounds like he was padding his logbook!!

 

[temcgrew]

"Our thoughts and prayers go out to Mr. Trojanowski's wife and four eggs," Stivolo added.

O.K., now I get it....It's all a joke!!!

"Should birds stop flying? No. But we need to raise awareness of this invisible killer."
Sen. Fred Jarvis (R–SD)

 

[Mysteryofflight]

Sounds like he was padding his logbook!!

Did I just hear the sound of a pencil whip?

 

[Shadowfax33]

60,000 hours????

Yea...but 2 years in bird years is like 12 years in human years or something. So it's just a conversion factor thing. I keep getting ramped by those SAA guys and all they want to know is where the crew meals are.