The good looking flight attendant...

[freightdogfred]

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A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Southwest slogan, "You are now free to move about the country". This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the **** do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said..."Ahhh, UNITED!"

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[Frank Bama]

Now that's funny!

 

[WrightAvia]

Even funnier was the notion of a good looking flight attendant. The last few NWA flights I rode on, they were like FLIGHT MATRONS.

 

[flywithastick]

Fred -

Thanks! That was excellent!!

 

[Timebuilder]

Thanks!

I laughed even harder than I did a few minutes ago when someone asked what would happen when we asked the nations that we had "alienated" for their help in the future.

I haven't seen a cute "stew" since 1969. More like "flying grandmas" these days.

 

[labbats]

The good looking flight attendant (stewardess) died with Braniff.

And what's with all of the flaming gay guys? I mean, no biggie if you're gay and all, but don't shove it down my throat.

 

[Frank Bama]

Aisle Donkey!

 

[Badger]

Beauty on Furlough

I don't think there are any FA's left out there that haven't been rotting in a DC9 for 10+ years right now.

How successful would hooters restaurants be if they had a seniority list for waitresses? The flying public doesn't want a blatent 'aisle-donkey' a lesbo or a wide-assed mean old lady to look at for 2 hours. That's the truth no-matter how much it hurts them.

 

[ClassG]

...but don't shove it down my throat.



Ba Dump Dump.

 

[Kingairrick]

I'd have to agree that most FAs are hags, especially since al the young ones are furloughed right now...There are still some hot ones out there though. I know, I've been married to the hottest one at Delta for the last 10 years.

 

[ShawnC]

Fly the British airlines I swear I see some of the good looking FAs around Orlando that fly for the international airlines.

 

[TurboS7]

In defense of the UAL FA's I just flew out to HNL on UAL from MIA, they were pretty good. I am picky when it comes to FA's.

 

[chawbein]

ASA and Skywest have had some hotties. Also Conex had a couple of hotties. I think the young ones are at the regionals.

 

[flx757]

Freddy...good job. Just goes to show you that even then sun shines on a dog's a$$ every once in a while.

 

[Freight Dog]

Heard this one the other day...


Q. What's the difference between a lead flight attendant and a rottweiler?


A. The lipstick color.

 

[jetexas]

Well PC sure has put a shunt on good looking FA's. I am highly dissapointed. Most FA's at my airline are twice my age, twice my weight, mean as pitbulls or all of the above. I watched "Catch me if you can" and cried thinking that was how it once was.
Oh well, I guess it's best not to "fish from the company pier" anyway.

 

[Prop Trash]

Here's a flight attendant joke at my my company:

How can you tell where a flight attendant is based using a hula-hoop?

• If it won't fit over her head, she's Houston based
• If it won't fit over her chest, she's L.A. based
• If it won't fit over her hips, she's Cleveland based
• If she tells you where you can shove the hula-hoop, she's Newark based

 

[jarhead]

Although I pesonally have found the female f/a's on the flights I have taken, to mainly be quite charming, my son, a Comair captain, has laughingly referred to them as "Sky Nazis".

He says his impression of a typical interacrtion between an FA and a pax might go something like, "Here, take your bag of peanuts and shut the F--- up", as she hurls the bag of peanuts at the customer.

As if said, I have always found their FA's nice and personalble. Even the flaming gay ones.

 

[Catbird]

If you would like to see a happy F/A these days.- Lay a Twinkie on the Center Console and grease the door frame to help her get through the door.

 

[wickedpilot]

I've got an old newsweek article from 1971 that I've framed in my room. It's somewhat of a help wanted ad for Delta and it has a picture of a cute stew on it.

Someone let me know how to get it on the net and I'll be more than happy to scan it in.