Tat....

[Vladimir Lenin]

Was just browsing some recent gauge on Aviationinterviews.com and came across this in the NetJets section:

"I think one pilot was asked what he’d do if the owner was smoking something other than tobacco. The correct answer is you’d ask them to please stop and then land somewhere if they wouldn’t"

But do you turn the sumbishes in or not?

 

[urflyingme?!]

Depends on the street value of a good bribe.

 

[Fury220]

Well, if he's smoking something other than Marlbros, will the chemicals be in my bloodstream? Am I going to go to jail if I fail a drug test?

I guess I'd HAVE to turn him in...then I have an excuse for failing that drug test.

 

[TransMach]

Tat

Wow, I thought you were talking about TAT, Total Air Temperature, as in the difference between:

OAT - Outside Air Temperature
FAT - Free Air Temperature
SAT - Saturated Air Temperature
RAT - Ram Air Temperature
or
TAT - Total Air Temperature

Not DOPE ... Silly me.

TransMach

 

[Angus]

Was just browsing some recent gauge on Aviationinterviews.com and came across this in the NetJets section:

"I think one pilot was asked what he’d do if the owner was smoking something other than tobacco. The correct answer is you’d ask them to please stop and then land somewhere if they wouldn’t"

But do you turn the sumbishes in or not?

I always thought you smoked pot. This just confirms that impression.

Way to go dopehead. I hope you get caught.

 

[qmaster3]

I always thought you smoked pot.

I heard you smoke good pipe.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

I heard you smoke good pipe.

she's baaaaaaaack

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

Wow, I thought you were talking about TAT, Total Air Temperature, as in the difference between:

OAT - Outside Air Temperature
FAT - Free Air Temperature
SAT - Saturated Air Temperature
RAT - Ram Air Temperature
or
TAT - Total Air Temperature

Not DOPE ... Silly me.

TransMach

sir, put down your pipe

and Tell me About a Time when you didn't live and breathe aviation

 

[urflyingme?!]

Angus why are you so mean to people?
This is supposed to be a free exchange of ideas!
We're all in this together people...

 

[Angus]

I heard you smoke good pipe.

So I guess that answers any questions about the orientation of the crowd you hang with and the topic of your conversations with your "friends"...

 

[Angus]

Angus why are you so mean to people?
This is supposed to be a free exchange of ideas!
We're all in this together people...

I'm not mean at all. I am a mirror... and when people act stupid I simply show them a reflection of their stupidity. Then THEY get mean......

 

[qmaster3]

I'm not mean at all. I am a mirror......

Classic Angus…Classic!

 

[urflyingme?!]

Well whatever Angus. Let's all just cool off...

 

[Herman Bloom]

Pipe it down, Angus. Pipe it way down.

 

[Ty Webb]

I know what I'd do . . . .

I'd key the PA mike, and start thwacking it against my head. Then, when I had their attention, I would say, "DUUUUDE! That's my skull! I AM SO BAKED! GAWD! I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER HOW TO LAND THIS THING! MAYBE I BETTER TRY IT NOW!".

Once they put it out, I would resume normal doobies . . . err, normal duties.

Of course, on the ground, I would confiscate the evidence, and save it for my retirement party. . . . . by then it will be legal, in all states except Utah.

 

[Singlecoil]

I know what I'd do . . . .

I'd key the PA mike, and start thwacking it against my head. Then, when I had their attention, I would say, "DUUUUDE! That's my skull! I AM SO BAKED! GAWD! I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER HOW TO LAND THIS THING! MAYBE I BETTER TRY IT NOW!".

Once they put it out, I would resume normal doobies . . . err, normal duties.

Of course, on the ground, I would confiscate the evidence, and save it for my retirement party. . . . . of course, by then it will be legal, in all states except Utah.

Ding! That is the correct answer.

 

[Ty Webb]

Ding! That is the correct answer.

Don Barbrell : Thank you! Hi everybody and welcome to "Old French Whore". The game show that lets old French whores team up with high school honor students to win fabulous prizes! Let’s meet our contestants! On the blue team we have Kevin Rheaume of Lansing Michigan! Kevin is a senior at East Lansing High School where he’s a proud member of the marching band!

Kevin: Hey Don!

Don Barbrell : Kevin your partner today is a 48 year old prostitute from Marseilles named Babette! Babette I heard you had a funny thing happened to you, uh, on the way to the studios.

Babette : [ With French accent ] Yes, a sailor broke my arm!

Don Barbrell : Ouch! Okay. Well! Good luck today!

 

[Kream926]

did i miss sumthin??