Talking Garbage Cans....???

[General Lee]

Apparently the new gates in the C-Concourse at ATL for ASA will have "Talking Garbage Cans." No joke here. Yup. We will be spending about $20 million for ASA and buying talking garbage cans.........I bet those cans will talk a bunch of "garbage" about the mainline pilots! It's all our fault! I hate "trash talking" garbage cans! They better not "talk trash" around me when I go through that terminal, or I will shove a "Charley's Cheese steak" down it's pie hole!

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

AH-HAH-- you do have a sense of humor

 

[General Lee]

I find myself laughing about 50% of the time, and crying the rest.

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[atldc9]

As I sit here reading these posts, there is a talking trash can directly across from me. Every time some one throws something in, it bables at you, and will tell you to put the trash all the way in, and now is saying it is full.

ATL must have lots of money, or at least the guy who owns the talking trash can patent must know someone.

 

[Ace757]

Actually I think they already have some of the talking trash cans in A and B terminals. I was headed down to RSW last week and through my Oscar Myer hot dog combo into a trash can and it actually talked to me. It sounds like there is some kind of compactor inside of it to.

 

[General Lee]

Ace757,

You know what hotdogs are made out of, right? Lips and a$$holes.

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Ace757]

Lips and a$$ holes? I didnt know that! No more hot dog factory in concorse A for me anymore. Time to go to Charleys

 

[General Lee]

I eat at Charley's everytime I have a long wait at ATL. They have one in B and one in C. They also have a frequent eater card!!

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[General Lee]

donger,

Lately, YES.

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[KCSO780]

At least it's not a talking toilet! I heard they got them at LAX, Talk about chewin your a$$.

 

[Palerider957]

Need some Prozac General?? Here, take some of mine...........goes down great with Scotch.