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viperdawg said:
Calls were rumored to start today...anyone get one yet? What will the 2nd interview entail?
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I haven't heard if anyone did. I think the 2nd interview will look a lot like the first. You know, the normal stuff . . . parties with hot FAs, kegstands with Colleen, and the final test, drinking a quart of bull semen just to confirm how bad you really want to be here.
 
drinking a quart of bull semen just to confirm how bad you really want to be here
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sorry, they replaced that last year with the "do a headstand upside down in bucket of vomit" test. The bull semen market price exceeded SWA's hedging capability.
 
Some calls did go out for the "information update interview." Folks will be filtering through the GO in the next few weeks. The PD is looking for an updated resume, First Class medical, logbook and background check/PRIA update. You'll meet for about an hour with a line pilot and PD personnel. After that, Tanker Clown is buying the first round.
 
Can't update information at SWA online app anymore. Hmm...
 
SKYWRJGUY said:
Can't update information at SWA online app anymore. Hmm...
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They took down the pilot app website awhile back. They are updating it and have indicated to some of the poolies that it will come back up at some point in the future when they need to interview again. Keep checking it.
 
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scoreboardII said:
sorry, they replaced that last year with the "do a headstand upside down in bucket of vomit" test. The bull semen market price exceeded SWA's hedging capability.
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We don't actually hedge bull semen we hedge home heating semen which closely mirrors the price of bull semen.

Carry on.
 
4 Fan Trashcan said:
They took down the pilot app website awhile back. They are updating it and have indicated to some of the poolies that it will come back up at some point in the future when they need to interview again. Keep checking it.
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Apparently, the pool level went down several inches, as standers-by witnessed a mass exodus. According to witnesses, the former poolies were seen running for dry towels, cool shades, and relative seniority....
 
Just talked to a dude who re-interviewed yesterday.

3 classes in January - 24, 24, 20
3 classes in March - 20, 20, 20
at least 1 class in May - 20

Said SWA expected to only get about 70% to come back for second interview. Actual rate was 90%.

Grab your sac, it's on.

Gup
 
Talked with a friend of mine a few minutes ago who reinterviewed today. He said it was very straight forward with all the "red koolaid". He was told 3 classes in Jan, 3 in Feb and 2 in Mar? According to the PD that would empty the pool or at least the people who indicated they would show for training. No mention of cranking up the interviews, but that could happen on very short notice if they saw a need. Good luck fellas and hurry the he!! up!
 
Good luck all you former pool guys!
I would like to be one
of the first to test the water
in the new pool any recommendations on
the best brand of floaties?
 

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