SWA in SMF 12/23 - Kid in uniform

[Sandhawk]

Was it Tanker Clown or MCDU?
Oh wait.....You said he appeared to NOT be retarded!
(apologies to any retards that might have been offended by the reference to tc and mcdu)

:laugh:

 

[Pogue Mahone]

No this was a kid, not just some young RJ driver. The uniform was fake, he must have been about 14 and looked to be with his grandfather.

He was eyeballing me in line and asked what airplane I flew. I asked where he was going and he said that he just wanted to show the pilots his uniform. He appeared to not be retarded.

I would beg to differ...

:laugh:

 

[FreightGod]

One of them was pushing what I can only describe as a duck on a stick, except instead of legs, it had wheels

Hmm, those could come in handy, wonder where I can get one..?

 

[Sandhawk]

Hmm, those could come in handy, wonder where I can get one..?

Here ya go................

http://www.kidenergy.com/products-cute-critters.html

 

[zman]

No this was a kid, not just some young RJ driver. The uniform was fake, he must have been about 14 and looked to be with his grandfather.

He was eyeballing me in line and asked what airplane I flew. I asked where he was going and he said that he just wanted to show the pilots his uniform. He appeared to not be retarded.

TSA should have clubbed him to death, like the way they club a baby seal to death!

 

[Pilotbob3]

Did he have spiked hair with frosted tips and an ipod? I think he may have been wearing a backpack too.

X

and dreads too!!!

 

[GuppyWN]

Now THAT is some Christmas cheer! Thanks for the laughs.

A few years ago I was walking through DIA and saw two stone faced, serious looking United pilots walking through the terminal. One of them was pushing what I can only describe as a duck on a stick, except instead of legs, it had wheels. On the wheels were little web feet so when they turned they went, "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP..." down the terminal. The passengers were laughing and pointing. Neither pilot even seemed to notice, just acted serious. Classic.

That is freaking hilarious.

Gup

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Oh my God. This thread and all of its one-liners is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[get2flyin]

Here ya go................

http://www.kidenergy.com/products-cute-critters.html

THAT'S IT! That's what he was pushing! Both of them looking serious as a heart attack.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

THAT'S IT! That's what he was pushing! Both of them looking serious as a heart attack.

Don't give anyone ideas... :nuts:

I think it would be funny to pull something like that off. Those guys were stoned-faced for good measure!

 

[Bavarian Chef]

and dreads too!!!

Frosted hair = mesa.
Dreads = freedom.

I think. That's what I read.

Unfortunately, nut bumpers = jetblue.

 

[flyguy81]

saw a kid maybe 12ish wearing a elf suit going through security. looked homemade. his bells kept setting off the metal detector.

 

[ron burgundy]

"He was eyeballing me in line and asked what airplane I flew. I asked where he was going and he said that he just wanted to show the pilots his uniform. He appeared to not be retarded".



It all makes sense. Little man with a little PenI$ and spells at a fifth grade level, is projecting an image of authority. He must be a CHEIF PIlOT.

 

[dtfl]

saw a kid maybe 12ish wearing a elf suit going through security. looked homemade. his bells kept setting off the metal detector.

I bet........that was in New Orleans?!???
Every time I fly into and out of MSY..I am amazed at the freaks.......

 

[contrail67]

No this was a kid, not just some young RJ driver. The uniform was fake, he must have been about 14 and looked to be with his grandfather.

He was eyeballing me in line and asked what airplane I flew. I asked where he was going and he said that he just wanted to show the pilots his uniform. He appeared to not be retarded.

Obviously he did not know much about SWA if he asked you what aircraft you flew.

 

[Abernathy]

Should have told him if he really wanted to look like a pilot, he'd bend over and and start taking it in the ass.

 

[get2flyin]

Should have told him if he really wanted to look like a pilot, he'd bend over and and start taking it in the ass.

Speak for yourself....

 

[bagasticks]

No this was a kid, not just some young RJ driver. The uniform was fake, he must have been about 14 and looked to be with his grandfather.

He was eyeballing me in line and asked what airplane I flew. I asked where he was going and he said that he just wanted to show the pilots his uniform. He appeared to not be retarded.

I just blew coffee out of my nose and laughed out loud for 3 minutes and everyone around me is talking about my mongoloid appearance. . .

 

[Oh-ryan]

It'd be okay though if he did appear to be retarded.

 

[GuinessGuy]

What's a nut bumper?