Starjet airlines hiring

[TopGun-MAV]

A buddy of mine said there is new airline called starjet airlines hiring for all postions. He said the application process is crap though. all applicants need to send $250 to secure there slot. This is a vertual airline so you are req'd to have a compoter with DSL/cable but the software is provided in the app fee. Once the airline turns profitable which should be fairly rapid then payment for flight ime will begin. Outl;ook is positive with 1000+ pilots expected to join the ranks within the first year. Mechanics, ramp, and Fa's positions also available. fee req'd. this is a good opportunity to get some heavy jet international sim time in your log books the move onto the real thing.

mav

 

[Apache 5]

dude, you need to get out of your mom's basement and find a girl....

 

[jeroom]

A buddy of mine said there is new airline called starjet airlines hiring for all postions. He said the application process is crap though. all applicants need to send $250 to secure there slot. This is a vertual airline so you are req'd to have a compoter with DSL/cable but the software is provided in the app fee. Once the airline turns profitable which should be fairly rapid then payment for flight ime will begin. Outl;ook is positive with 1000+ pilots expected to join the ranks within the first year. Mechanics, ramp, and Fa's positions also available. fee req'd. this is a good opportunity to get some heavy jet international sim time in your log books the move onto the real thing.

mav

WTF?

 

[Turtlesfly]

co-captain?

 

[Lav Service]

Top Gun Mav??? Gimmeee a break!

"Oh, Yeah! Well my online character is a 3rd level necromancer with the ability to make swords. Is your Mom making those awsome cookies again today? Hey, after that we can watch Battlestar Glactica, I got the DVD set for my 30th birthday."

Oh, and for everyone's information. If you tell the girls that you're a "jungle jet co-captain" they'll raise both eyebrows before they run to the other end of the bar.

 

[Prop2Jet]

yeah do I get my free bottle of lotion and spank rags too? hahahah Hey maybe you virtual airline will get a virus and be like a real airline and be forced to get concessions for its virtually retarded pilots and file Chapter 11.

 

[AviatorTx]

all applicants need to send $250 to secure there slot. This is a vertual airline so you are req'd to have a compoter with DSL/cable but the software is provided in the app fee.

FYI... Most PORN is free on the internet.

You can whack-it to a 747, I'll stick with Jessica Alba.

 

[Windsor]

Sweeet deal man.....where do i sign up??? HA LMFAO!!!!

 

[Mr Biggelsworth]

Funniest thread i've seen in a while

 

[atlcrashpad]

Hey,

Can I send a third party, out of state, starter check for the $250? Uh, let me guess, make it out to CASH.......

 

[TopGun-MAV]

this would be ideal for the low time pilot looking to put some good experience in there logbook. fa's will be virtual so you can have hot or ugly girls, your choice. the opportunitities are endless.

schedules are filling up. your seniority is everything as we all know

mav

 

[Turtlesfly]

Well, people who pad their logbooks went to their own virtual airline, right?