Southwest: "You're too fat to fly."

[Tejas-Jet]

...and if the flight leaves the gate with just one empty seat, then the Customer of Size will have the price of that second seat they bought, refunded to them.

 

[jonjuan]

They should place a mock seat next to the mock overbin at the ticket counter, just to make sure you fit before you head to the gate.

LOL-and put the row of chairs on a scale. Check-in times at wn will increase by an hour.

 

[CA1900]

Either that or a really narrow door to the jet way...

Maybe a setup like the old Operation game... if you set off the buzzer, it's an extra seat for you!

 

[Hose A. Jiminez]

LOL-and put the row of chairs on a scale. Check-in times at wn will increase by an hour.

And with the purchase of Airtran, increase 10 fold.

 

[Tweaker]

Whaa? Them types don't get any on you.

Was this supposed to be some Pink Floyd, "put em up against the wall" type sarcastic comment?

 

[clr4theapch]

You guys know the rules.. no creative swearing, use of sexual conotations.. people are getting suspended, and others are warned.. knock it off..

 

[ultrarunner]

They should have just gate checked her.

Best post in the thread!

No fatties needed.